mtpender

joined 2 years ago
[–] mtpender 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No Microsoft, I don't want your Abominable Intelligence.

[–] mtpender 4 points 6 days ago

Batman: "Woe, brick be upon ye."

[–] mtpender 2 points 1 week ago

"Get outta here, Neil!"

[–] mtpender 2 points 1 week ago

No thanks Google, I don't want to use your Abominable Intelligence, I don't want my searches to have a bloody carbon footprint.

[–] mtpender 2 points 1 week ago

[Giga-Chad theme plays]

[–] mtpender 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Definitely looks like something an architect would create...

Shame

Shame

Shame

[–] mtpender 3 points 2 weeks ago

"I'll fucking do it again."

[–] mtpender 3 points 2 weeks ago

He captures architects and forces them to power his home by running on "The Wheel of Shame" for the rest of their lives.

[–] mtpender 6 points 2 weeks ago

🎶"Just settled on my lawsuit, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!"🎶

[–] mtpender 3 points 3 weeks ago

...And nothing of value was lost.

[–] mtpender 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ROCK AND STONE! oT

[–] mtpender 4 points 1 month ago

... But I don't see Peggy...

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