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Lemmy's prophetic
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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Wait... what?
Edit: Oh you motherfucker...
Idgi
My edit is referencing to what I think the joke is. That he's saying I'm the Alpha and but he's the stable and superior version.
same, what's going on? c/outoftheloop
Male
in Lemmy you're either male or trans woman
Or a secret third thing probably
yea, i forgot bananas
Beans.
Banana Beans
Maybe use a tissue or a sock next time, "full release" male mmkay?
I'm a stable male
I'm a rolling release male myself
I’m more of a long-term support male myself
Stop horsing around!
I'm a gold candidate male, but even if I pass QA, I'll probably still need a day 1 patch.
Bug report: During QA this branch started masturbating furiously and wouldn't stop. The bug can be reproduced by introducing furry porn into memory.
Full release male when a GOTY edition male comes in:
I’m like arch, on a rolling release model so I get weekly updates. Lots of weird driver interactions because I’m on non standard hardware, but a pretty stable system for daily driving all around.
I was rushed and there is no one out there to fix me in prod…
And some are eternally stuck in the PoC/MVP phase.
"Viable" is a bold assumption
Hello. I am your friend.
I am a power surge that takes it all down.