Microblog Memes

TIL that roots and branches are actually "vines."

I don't think that guy has actually ever seen the plants that grow food.

Apples and web pundits are basically the same plant, we've just bred apples to have worse typing skills.

What an idiot. My father didn’t labor in the vegetable mines for his entire life to be disrespected this way.

That’s what happens when you use your fearsome intellect to work things out from first principles without bothering to consult the real world.

I hope his biology teacher sees this post and beats him with his biology school book.

Ah yes, the potato tree.

The level of overconfidence reminds me of a poor quality LLM but tm this just seems too stupid even for the worse models that are out there rn.

ai visionary/harry potter fanfiction master eliezer yudkowsky, folks. the man's intellect is perpendicular to the rest of humanity. truly inspiring.

this is why i can't take anything he says seriously.

Potatoes are definitely apples. The French call them "pommes de terre", apples of the earth. Ipso facto.

I will not be accepting questions at this time.

This is 100% a human arguing with an LLM.

I hate when we look at something and think "not sure if that obvious troll is actually a troll and not a completely deluded person, or a dumb bot"

Getting Ken M vibes here

On the other hand tomatoes and potatoes are the same family. You can even graft a tomato plant on top of a potato plant.