We need captions to what heβs thinking. I hope snl does it.
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I have a family member that had a pretty serious drug problem and that is exactly how they stood and moved.
(Donβt worry! My family member has been sober for several years now).
It must be rough having your train-of-thought non-stop interrupted by genius level engineering ideas.
Governance by drug addict and a senile nazi. Great.
The most wasted guy in the room that week wasn't Kid Rock
Proof that being a CEO is the hardest of jobs! One you can't slack off on, or looks away from. Definitely not possible to do while impaired. Need to be completely with it to make sure nothing is missed. Definitely need the billion dollar contract also, anything less and you'd have good cause to use mind altering substances to push away the longing for those poor dollars that you've been separated from! They need to be with him, THE LONGING!
So, we know Musk smokes weed.
Now, I'm a medical patient in my state, which carries exemptions for employment with THC in your system. However, this does not extend to federal jobs or federally contracted workers.
So why the FUCK does this nepo baby bitch get a pass for a federally illegal drug and get billions in contracts and shit?
If justice strikes with inequality, it is not justice.
Though, I've been aware the system is bullshit since childhood, so, no big surprises there.
Note: Legalize it, tax it like any other vice, profit. Stop ruining people's lives over a plant that grows almost anywhere.
Bro is really high out of his mind in the Oval Office and still not the craziest person in the room
On top of clearly being high, he really looks like shit. I heard his story about how he got that black eye but itβs not just that. This is not a healthy man, in body or mind or heart.
True, he's seriously p0wn3d by drugs
Apparently with enough money no one can force you into rehab every 5 years lol.
Rich people just go to rehab in the form of a long vacation then get addicted again the moment they come back in contact with society.
I know, but it allows their brain to get a vacation from drugs. Elon is an interesting case of what if no one ever forced the breaks?
Sorry for the dumb question, but is this legit? Like, is this footage tempered with?
Because if not: He is 100% high AF. Holy moly how isnβt everyone talking about Elmo tripping balls next to the worldβs most powerful dickwad?
itβs the actual footage. i believe the wh line was he was admiring the gold adorned oval office. suuuure.
Thanks. He also has a bruise on his eye. He says he got it from horsing around with his sonβ¦I bet 100β¬ that he got sucker punched by a good samaritan who gave this fascist what fascists deserve.
You really think a good samaritan who managed to punch Musk in the face (and wasn't gunned down immediately by police), wouldn't post on the internet and become everyone's favorite person?
If he got punched, I imagine he was getting bullied by one of the MAGA idiots who he couldn't dickswing on with his billions of dollars. Not someone I'd call a "good samaritan."
LOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.
That is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture.
Or maybe he "choked on broccoli" like Gee Dubz
That picture looks enhanced⦠unless did he worr makeup.
No it's filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn't that much prettier. It was a doozy.
I've been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I've woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.
I hope you are doing better now, alcohol is no joke.
Your story makes more sense. But I like mine more.
Allegedly he's having an affair with Stephen Miller's wife and was punched by him
Rumor circulating right now is it was the Treasury secretary Bessent.
Prototype of anal neural link
Now this is a billion dollar idea
I hate it when platforms force giant black bars in the videos for no reason. Fuck Instagram.
No, no, he's just popping his neck and rolling his eyes at Trump's bullshit. Someone as intelligent and successful as Musk would never impair themselves with drugs.
100% k-holed.
Seems more like mdma to me