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[–] [email protected] 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

We need captions to what he’s thinking. I hope snl does it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

I have a family member that had a pretty serious drug problem and that is exactly how they stood and moved.

(Don’t worry! My family member has been sober for several years now).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

It must be rough having your train-of-thought non-stop interrupted by genius level engineering ideas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Governance by drug addict and a senile nazi. Great.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago

The most wasted guy in the room that week wasn't Kid Rock

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Proof that being a CEO is the hardest of jobs! One you can't slack off on, or looks away from. Definitely not possible to do while impaired. Need to be completely with it to make sure nothing is missed. Definitely need the billion dollar contract also, anything less and you'd have good cause to use mind altering substances to push away the longing for those poor dollars that you've been separated from! They need to be with him, THE LONGING!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago

So, we know Musk smokes weed.

Now, I'm a medical patient in my state, which carries exemptions for employment with THC in your system. However, this does not extend to federal jobs or federally contracted workers.

So why the FUCK does this nepo baby bitch get a pass for a federally illegal drug and get billions in contracts and shit?

If justice strikes with inequality, it is not justice.

Though, I've been aware the system is bullshit since childhood, so, no big surprises there.

Note: Legalize it, tax it like any other vice, profit. Stop ruining people's lives over a plant that grows almost anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro is really high out of his mind in the Oval Office and still not the craziest person in the room

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

On top of clearly being high, he really looks like shit. I heard his story about how he got that black eye but it’s not just that. This is not a healthy man, in body or mind or heart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

True, he's seriously p0wn3d by drugs

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently with enough money no one can force you into rehab every 5 years lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Rich people just go to rehab in the form of a long vacation then get addicted again the moment they come back in contact with society.

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 13 hours ago

I know, but it allows their brain to get a vacation from drugs. Elon is an interesting case of what if no one ever forced the breaks?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry for the dumb question, but is this legit? Like, is this footage tempered with?

Because if not: He is 100% high AF. Holy moly how isn’t everyone talking about Elmo tripping balls next to the world’s most powerful dickwad?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it’s the actual footage. i believe the wh line was he was admiring the gold adorned oval office. suuuure.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Thanks. He also has a bruise on his eye. He says he got it from horsing around with his son…I bet 100€ that he got sucker punched by a good samaritan who gave this fascist what fascists deserve.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

You really think a good samaritan who managed to punch Musk in the face (and wasn't gunned down immediately by police), wouldn't post on the internet and become everyone's favorite person?

If he got punched, I imagine he was getting bullied by one of the MAGA idiots who he couldn't dickswing on with his billions of dollars. Not someone I'd call a "good samaritan."

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

LOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture.

Or maybe he "choked on broccoli" like Gee Dubz

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That picture looks enhanced… unless did he worr makeup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 51 minutes ago

No it's filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn't that much prettier. It was a doozy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I've woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I hope you are doing better now, alcohol is no joke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Your story makes more sense. But I like mine more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Allegedly he's having an affair with Stephen Miller's wife and was punched by him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Rumor circulating right now is it was the Treasury secretary Bessent.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prototype of anal neural link

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Now this is a billion dollar idea

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

I hate it when platforms force giant black bars in the videos for no reason. Fuck Instagram.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

No, no, he's just popping his neck and rolling his eyes at Trump's bullshit. Someone as intelligent and successful as Musk would never impair themselves with drugs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Seems more like mdma to me