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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

A transparent one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

window blinds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, I love it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You and me both.

My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well that's a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.

Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I'm striking out right now.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is our shower curtain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

We have this one!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Brilliant, no notes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] SonicBlue03 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

damn, ai :(

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œThis place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

One with your face printed on it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Plain curtain. Cut a hole about 3 inches in diameter, about 30 inches from the ground. Line the inside of the hole with duct tape.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I'm sure there are hentai shower curtains

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

And then carpet the floor. Between the two, guests probably won't stay long past the first bathroom break.

[–] wildbus8979 8 points 1 week ago

A shower curtain of After Dark Flying Toasters

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  1. Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won't let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
  2. Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
  3. Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once saw a local Zillow listing with a very graphic gay bdsm shower curtain. So you can buy that somewhere, but that's a Google search I am not about to make for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Apparently they're closed now, but Artscow used to offer to print any image you provided on a shower curtain for you. I'm sure other alternatives exist these days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

White one with brown/yellow shading near the bottom to make people think it's dirty, but it's not

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Porky piggin’ it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

A semi-translucent one with the blurry silhouette of people making out printed on it.

[–] shittydwarf 4 points 1 week ago

A DIY one made from cardboard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A shower curtain of a very important, and well known document from your country such as the Charter of Rights and Freedoms from Canada, or Declaration of Independence from the US. If you live in a country that still recognizes the British monarch, you could also put up a photo of the king (very common in government and military buildings)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

C H A R L E S I S W A T C H I N G

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

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