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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Muppet xenomorph would sell merch so fast.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] blockheadjt 8 points 1 week ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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