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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (4 children)

John Wick - Keanu

I would pay money to see that in theaters

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is typically how theatres work

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

John Wick - Alfie Allen

Blue's Brothers - John Belushi

Rounders - John Malkovich

Swingers - Vince Vaughn

Pacific Rim - idris Elba

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Speaking of, Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely, you'd keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.

Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it's all a hallucination.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

C'mon you apes...pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

no, he is the only non puppet. but because he grew up like that, he doesn't realize he's the only non puppet. from his point is view, everyone else is normal

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[–] its_prolly_fine 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TaAvengers - Chris Evans

Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".

Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

MUPPET HULK!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Hateful 8.

Samuel L Jackson.

"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"

I would pay to see that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nonentity 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.

The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee

Predator, the predator

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Taken - Liam Neeson

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Clue. Tim Curry.

Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

John wick. Only the dog is human

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grease

Keep John Travolta

Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

  • Six String Samurai: The boy
  • A Boy and His Dog: The boy
  • Time Bandits: The boy
  • Brazil: Robert De Niro
  • The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
  • The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
  • SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
  • Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
  • Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
  • Les Mis: Javert
  • X: The old woman
  • Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
  • Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
  • Audition (1999): The main character
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal

Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise

Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wicker Man - Nick Cage

Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the worse answer is any porn movie

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at

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