The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)
Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks
Precious - Gabourey Sidibe
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Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~
the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets
edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?
edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich
Airplane - Stephen Stucker
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.
Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.
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Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good
The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)
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die hard
alan rickman
Fifth Element - Bruce Willis
The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.
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Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.
Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise
A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise
No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.
Eraserhead. Keep the baby.
Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.
So many people would get fired.
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Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy
Tim Curry
Legend
Toy Story
Andy
Home alone, Kevin
Titanic.
Kate Winslet stays human.
Tap for spoiler
Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.
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- Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
- All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
Jurassic Park, the velociraptor
Doom, Dwayne Johnson
The Exorcist
Linda Blair
The matrix, neo is the non muppet.
Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy
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Hellboy - Ron Perlman
Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.
Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.