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[–] Birch 7 points 6 days ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] agamemnonymous 6 points 6 days ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] stringere 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dark City, Kiefer Sutherland

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

'Come and see' but i cant decide who the non-muppet should be.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.

Major spoilerIn the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Deep throat - Linda Lovelace

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Willard, crispin glover. Replace all the rats with rizzo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (5 children)

In the Mouth of Madness, keep Jurgen Prochnow.

Repo Man, Tracey Walter.

Buckaroo Banzai, John Lithgow

Liquid Sky, Otto von Wernherr

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Crow - Brandon Lee

T-birds crew has lines that are almost made for muppets anyway. The violence would be hilarious as well.

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