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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] Birch 7 points 1 week ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] stringere 7 points 1 week ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoilerJack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
  • Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
  • All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
[–] tyrefyre 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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[–] sangriaferret 6 points 1 week ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] agamemnonymous 6 points 1 week ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

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