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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoilerJack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] blockheadjt 8 points 6 days ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] Birch 7 points 6 days ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

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