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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

[–] Rekorse 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it'd go right past funny straight into "a personal slight upon my honor" territory.

[–] Rekorse 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Theres also a chance they love it and you have to deal with them sitting on it everytime you come over!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

This is true... that might not be worth the risk at that point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I've met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Honestly, I don't even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Franzia really stepped up it's game.

Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

SLAP THE BAG

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.

Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Plastic is problematic though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because "all quality wines are bottled with corks". I've had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.

Idk about the hangover tho. I don't really get hangovers. I remember before my wedding...my bachelor party was Foxwoods casino, and meanwhile my wife went with her sister and mom to a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert. They all felt much worse than I did in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Sometimes you win by coming second.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

We're all you all came.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

My first thought as well

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that's not such a worry

[–] Aurenkin 56 points 1 week ago

Well, we each have our talents.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn't fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] kruhmaster 23 points 1 week ago

Sadly doesn't exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂

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