4chan should have stayed dead
this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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Although this story may not be true, I unequivocally believe that this is something a 4chan poster would do.
This is one of the few posts that do not contain falsehood
It's certainly gay though.
True and Hetrosexual.
I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.
if it's hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don't shove random things up your butt.
He said bread stick not pretzel.
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.
yes, unless it's broken.
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
by "random" i meant "not intended for rectal insertion". for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines..
would be a hell of a restaurant tho
nah
Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick
Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.
Should have used fish hooks instead.
exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.
I appreciate the clarification.
if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one's true 😂
Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.
How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?
I think OOP also ate the other half, just differently.
Gut sandwich
Yet another reason to own a bidet
How long do you wait before you call something truly stuck in there? I feel like you gotta give it minimum 24h.
Or one stool passing.