this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (14 children)

With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.

[–] mudstickmcgee 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But every time someone worse takes their place

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I would still pause time, and just chill there

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks this one could be useful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

But only into a starfish

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