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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."

[–] [email protected] 51 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm howling at all of these

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

The Albuquerque Track Shovel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

In my country, we call that Wednesday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs

And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

A Moscow boot lace.

Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Latter but while naked so first as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Pfui!

That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

[–] captain_aggravated 1 points 14 hours ago

or a crap cocktail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

San Diego thank you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What up you decrepit shit magnets?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing much you designated pussy field.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I was testing how robust the formula was by using the first adjective, curse word, and noun that I could see in my immediate environment. I'm not convinced it holds up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Dutch cursing formula:

Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Big round plague sufferer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

"Vies vuile kanker leider!"

Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago

It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

this is such a stupid fucking post

edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.

or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..

fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

same with "you fucking fuck fuck"

[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 17 hours ago

sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry

[–] Ragdoll_X 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Fyi, there's a sequel(!) and it's really cool.