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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This makes me realize that I want desk toy which is metallic, heavy and has a satisfying mechanical action, but which does not resemble a firearm in appearance or function. Basically all the tactile experience of playing with a revolver, but none of the legal or emotional baggage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like a metal stapler to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Replacing a thing of staples in a good ol' fashion stapler always makes me feel like swapping magazines in a gun.

[–] guiguinofake 4 points 19 hours ago

A balisong maybe? You can get a decent trainer (one without a blade) for like 30 bucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I have a metal airsoft pistol that I keep at my desk for this reason 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Get a good, heavy flipper knife. Still dangerous but not nearly as dangerous as a firearm, and really good practice to be able to quickly open if it's your EDC. I use a CRKT M16-13z LEK (the heavy law enforcement version)

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

No, that's a photo

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh man gun culture is wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I do the exact same thing but with a knife when I'm angry at specific politicians. Fidget around with it (it's a big heavy law enforcement model), violently flip it open a few times, practice some grip switches, then just sorta squeeze it really hard, close my eyes and stare at the Orange Hitler's stupid grin.

Am I crazy or is this normal behavior (for someone who's been horribly abused my entire life by Christian extremist doctrine and now his policies writing that same doctrine into law)?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Therapy might be a bit more expensive but it’ll be orders of magnitude more effective.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Fair. But isn't the first coping method in the effectiveness chain removing the stressor from the environment or something like that /j

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Can't handle the FREEDOM, huh?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait so modern spongebob makes Patrick into a Ned Flanders annoying neighbor character? That's the stupidest fucking thing. Seriously how you gonna break up that friendship

[–] agamemnonymous 4 points 18 hours ago

While "Flanderization" is named after Ned Flanders, it doesn't refer to making a character more like Flanders specifically. It refers more generally to oversimplifying a character to a lazy stereotype, losing any depth or complexity. In the case of Patrick Star, it's referring to him changing from being just a bit simple-minded to being an absolute moron.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Season 4 SpongeBob hollowed out the characters. Anything after the movie turns the characters into caricatures. Squidward is just there as a punching bag, SpongeBob is obnoxious, Patrick is just dumb, Sandy is just a scientist.

I remember watching that Karate Island episode when it came out as a kid and realizing that SpongeBob was over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

This is the correct take glad we thought the same

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

My kid was into SpongeBob, and wanted to watch them all on Paramount Plus. I was trying to get him to stick to the older ones. The new ones are indeed crap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I can't believe they did that to Subaru

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I need a therapy revolver, but a non-functioning one (a prop), due to gun laws in my country.

[–] jumping_redditor 3 points 1 day ago

oh say can you see..

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So ... the gun gives him a sense of power when he gets depressed and is feeling powerless with the direction things are going in his life?

So what if instead of this being about a cartoon this was someone getting really angry at their wife so they have to go to their office and have to "grip a gun really tight for a few minutes until they calm down"? Or maybe getting angry at their boss... or their neighbor... or the government? That's pretty disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Buddy, it's a meme :)