So dumb that you couldn't even have imagine it.
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Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.
Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.
Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.
Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.
Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.
We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.
Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"
When does it become interplanetary?
Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.
Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.
Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.
At stage 9 the cancer was probably piloting Biden like meat mech.
"Remember President Biden, stay centrist and don't make waves ... oh, and eat more Pineapple" -The cancer cells piloting the Biden Meat puppet around
People have got to learn that not knowing something is fine. Why make something up when you don't know something?
I don't know much about the stage categorisation of cancers.
Why not just say Biden has cancer?
I know the answer of course. I just wish there were so many other idiots like him.
I also wish the US were so stupid as to elect him.
Stage 9 From Outer Space.
Jewish lasers must be at it again
Why he gots to be white? The boy is orange.
He's more annoying and more orange than the Annoying Orange!
Had a friend the other day get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I laughed and said let me know when it’s stage 9.
Every accusation is a confession.
The ninth circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno, is dedicated to treachery and betrayal. Specifically, it's where those who betrayed their kin, country, friends, guests, or lords are punished. It's the deepest and coldest circle, with Satan himself residing at the center.
And just think - a large percentage of Americans think he's a genius.
honestly, he might even be smarter than a large percentage of Americans. Things are really fucked over here.
Apparently 1 in 10 Americans think the Earth is flat.
And I wish every single one of them would go find the edge and jump the fuck off.
I remember in the late 90's early 00's when this was a satire site that started the trend.
Fucking idiots found it, didn't get the satire, and ran with it to become what it is today.
Wealth worship is a hell of a drug.
every day sth stupider. really. poor ppl at SNL. how you gonna write a skit and prepare for a show knowing even your best joke could easily be less funny than the stuff trump (or any other batshit maga) does. they killed comedy.
Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.
I will bet good money that if Biden started getting massive sympathy, Trump is going to say that he has stage 47 cancer in his ear due to being almost assassinated.
man. woman. camera. hamberder.
This historic period is completely embarrassing .... and I'm up in Canada!
When we read about historic politicians and the things they said 100 years ago, the US had Woodrow Wilson, Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. There are political debates about the good and bad things they did but all of them had sensible and meaningful quotes about society, philosophy and government .... they were educated in rhetoric and everything they said and wrote came from a base of a lot of education and understanding.
The US in the 2020s has an 80 year old man who could barely manage the country and a clown that never makes any sense.
They will laugh at all of us in a hundred years for the stupidity we all put up with in our world leadership.
omg trump is more quotable than Churchill X1000, except it's always embarassing
Jeez Biden hit the warp zone of prostate cancer? Didn’t realize stages of cancer were like super Mario bros stages
I'm just reminded of that vinny skit where Mario tells Luigi "You have stage 9 cancer Luigi, I don't even know what that means"
"dumbest white man to ever live" is not the one in the white house, its probably some magat voter in florda or alabama
dumbest white man to ever live in the white house? yea that's probably right.
Bidens just gonna claim chapter 11 cancer and get better guys it’s okay he can still win in 2028!