So dumb that you couldn't even have imagine it.
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People have got to learn that not knowing something is fine. Why make something up when you don't know something?
I don't know much about the stage categorisation of cancers.
Why not just say Biden has cancer?
I know the answer of course. I just wish there were so many other idiots like him.
I also wish the US were so stupid as to elect him.
Why he gots to be white? The boy is orange.
He's more annoying and more orange than the Annoying Orange!
Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.
Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.
Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.
Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.
Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.
We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.
Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"
When does it become interplanetary?
Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.
Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.
So there is a cancer in dogs that is an STD, and the cells are not from the hist animal what stage is that.
Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.
At stage 9 the cancer was probably piloting Biden like meat mech.
"Remember President Biden, stay centrist and don't make waves ... oh, and eat more Pineapple" -The cancer cells piloting the Biden Meat puppet around
omg trump is more quotable than Churchill X1000, except it's always embarassing
Jeez Biden hit the warp zone of prostate cancer? Didn’t realize stages of cancer were like super Mario bros stages
Stage 9 From Outer Space.
Jewish lasers must be at it again
Had a friend the other day get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I laughed and said let me know when it’s stage 9.
Every accusation is a confession.
The ninth circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno, is dedicated to treachery and betrayal. Specifically, it's where those who betrayed their kin, country, friends, guests, or lords are punished. It's the deepest and coldest circle, with Satan himself residing at the center.
every day sth stupider. really. poor ppl at SNL. how you gonna write a skit and prepare for a show knowing even your best joke could easily be less funny than the stuff trump (or any other batshit maga) does. they killed comedy.
They're playing the heel so well, that they manage to avoid scrutiny and public-opinion making, even in the jester's court. Comedy is an invaluable tool for socializing and discussing what ails us all, and these crooks may just be somewhat immune to it.
And just think - a large percentage of Americans think he's a genius.
honestly, he might even be smarter than a large percentage of Americans. Things are really fucked over here.
From the outside looking in. Yeah. What's the plan?
It’s either really terrible for everyone, or really terrible for everyone
In a ways he is 'smart' in the sense that he understands how public attention works and has a brute force understanding of the legal system.
Really tragic how the left lost the ability to make and share content in 2010.
the left, whatever that is. probably out there living lives as one does.
"the ability to make and share content"
lol. Martin Luther is an epic totem for all sides, and not just for righteousness.
why don't you start lying on behalf of the left and see where that gets you.
Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.