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I know they're lying about his cognitive tests (europe.pub)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When does it become interplanetary?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.