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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

David: plays secret chord

The Lord: That's what I'm talking about

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't really care for music

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jballs 1 points 4 days ago

It goes like this: 0.25, 0.20

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Rhyming "do ya" and "hallelujah" has got to be one of the ballsiest plays in music history

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Don't do time, kids; it's a slippery slope.

If you spend one second, you'll suddenly find yourself spending another second, and another, and another.. And before you know it, you've spent a whole minute. And when that's not enough, you start spending hours, days, weeks, years..

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Lyrics from Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah. Don't listen to it, it is the saddest song ever. You totally should though.

[–] feannag 10 points 4 days ago

I know a lot of it is nostalgia speaking but I still hold that Jeff Buckley's version is the best. I think he captures the emotion I feel perfectly in his voice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think Famous Blue Raincoat is sadder. The music is more desolate and his vocals are more forlorn.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago

Not saddest, just worst.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's the LONGEST song ever. Folks were like "Hey Leonard, this song is great!" and he took that to mean "I should write some more verses".

There is no setting where it is appropriate to play the entire full length song.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I used to play all six verses when I was busking, but yeah, it does go on a bit. It's a dirge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You can't call a song long unless it hits the 10 minute mark imo.

Also its part of the genres tradition. It's not like it's bizzarely long for similar songs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It's a cold, and it's a broken calenduyah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Baffled? At least the sound wont carry as far.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

The baffled king composing a calendar...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)