this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
539 points (87.6% liked)

memes

14835 readers
4436 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Do Americans need bigger burgers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Fair question. ☝️

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Let's just pretend that metric doesn't have fractions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not that they don't exist, but in my experience I have never seen them used, if something is, say, 1/2 liter you see it written as 50cl...

For burgers, I have seen

  • 150gr
  • 250gr
  • 2 x 150gr
  • 500gr
  • 1kg

But maybe it's only my experience and in other parts of Europe it's different

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

1/2 liter is usually marked as 0,5 liter.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

It depends on the country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

There is also a metric pound but honestly people don't use it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I've just had a radical idea to solve obesity in America

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

1/3 equals 1/4 because in both cases you have 1.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna move the goal posts here and say smaller burgers are inherently better. I don't want to chew on a giant pile of ground beef.

[–] the_crotch 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You must love the smashburger trend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Absolutely. Throw on some cheddar or muenster and drizzle some hot bbq, we're in business.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is that like a crab cake as a burger? What's up with the giant chunks of cucumber? That sweet and sour sauce running down it is gonna make that so messy and the bun is gonna be sliding off in both sides and soaked through.

Christ that is more cursed a burger than an A&W burger could ever be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, if this is the burger they introduced then I think we know why it failed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

It was more because there weren’t many A&Ws around. Closest to me was over an hour away.

This is so dumb

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

the whole meme is just euro cope

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I see this repeated all the time and I'm sure there's some truth to it, but A&W burgers are also disgusting and more expensive than their competitors. So there's that.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago

No, Americans could have had bigger burgers if they weren't stupid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Should have sold it as a 2/6ths burger.
The maths teachers wouldn't have been happy, but apparently the buyers would have.

"Woah, 2/6 is waayyyy bigger than 1/4, not like that teensy 1/3 burger they used to have"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Maybe the problem is that nasty pointy cucumber on the bottom of it. Wait, it's that a veggie burger? Who the hell puts pointy cucumber on a veggie burger?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

[VINCENT]

And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]

They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[VINCENT]

No, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter is.

[JULES]

Then what do they call it?

[VINCENT]

They call it Royale with Cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Recently it occurred to me that in the US we have 25¢ coins but $20 bills. It never bothered me before but it's really odd. Especially when many other countries have 20"¢" coins.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

No, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter is.

"No they have the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is"

Fractions aren't imperial, fractions are fractions, everyone has them. It's the 'pound' that's imperial and normal people don't use.

Movie clip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

How could OP have transcribed the movie clip so wrong, but still made an absurdist joke? Thanks for clearing it up.

I've been a victim of Poe's Law, but there has to be some threshold where it's not ambiguous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

There are three countries using the ass backwards Imperial measurement system. USA, Liberia and Myanmar...WTF!?!?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hear this type of take often but I'm skeptical that it happened (originally heard it as McDonald's doing it, not A&W) and I'm skeptical that it's the reason it failed.

You could test this by setting up a food stall that sells something like this as a control.

  1. 6 pc for $5
  2. 9 pc for $5
  3. 12 pc for $9

Then do something similar with the burgers. See how many people inherently want more for the same price. Then switch it up so the middle one is cheaper. Switch the ordering of the lists as well. Etc.

Do I think some people just don't understand fractions and think third is less? Sure. But I think there are too many variables to say that's it alone. If someone is that bad with math, it's gonna matter if you write it as ½ ⅓ ¼ or half third quarter. Then it's gonna matter if they ask what the ⅓ means versus if the cashier asks if they want "half, third, or quarter".

All that to say, I think there are definitely some people who don't inherently want more food, even if it's the same price (and maybe even if it's cheaper) and I'm not sure how many people like that there are versus people who are bad at the math aspect. Throw in stuff about how the menu is presented and I just don't see how we can really come to this conclusion.

Shout out to the time my buddy realized it was 1¢ cheaper to get two 6 of meals than one 12 pc meal. (Basically 6 of was like $5.99 and 12 pc was like $11.99 or whatever.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't know why you'd be skeptical.

A&W has a write up about it https://www.awrestaurants.com/blog/memories-history/the-truth-about-aws-third-pound-burger-and-the-major-math-mix-up/

And Snope's did an article https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/06/17/third-pound-burger-fractions/

There's plenty of blunders like this. Like when JCPenny's just gave great prices and sales dropped because if something is $50, that's too much. But 75% off from $200, well, that's a deal! We know more about the JCPenny one, because it happened in 2012 and not 1980-something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

It's not like I'm gonna do research before making every comment. I was skeptical because it sounds far fetched.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

metric system

Is this one of those intentionally-obviously-wrong comments designed to encourage people to comment on the meme?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Worked didn't it?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (11 children)

TIL fractions don't exist in the metric system.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We wouldn't normally say "I'd like a 18/100 kilogram burger"...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Yup for us its 250g vs 333g burgers. Or 0.25 vs 0.33kg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Eh that's regional still, like in dutch we've changed the meaning of old imperial words to be equal to metric quantities, though probably used more common by older people. So 1 ons (ounce) = 100g and a pond (pound) is half a kg. But this is mostly used at a butcher. For other stuff we mostly just use the metric nomenclature.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

especially in the context of foodstuffs the decagramm (or just deka in common language) is getting used in Austria, don't know if it's the same in germany, so it would be a 25 deka burger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

MORE DEKA!!!

load more comments (10 replies)
[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had they adopted the metric system

Or at least had an education system capable of teaching basic maths

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›