ceiphas

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

Cerebral Palsy, iirc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Like a Renaissance fair, but earlier

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was at a zoo at a guided feeding of chimpanzees. The wuide showed us by example, that the apes were way better at aiming than him, and If you give them a food they don't like, you should wear a helmet, AS they Hit your face with a cabbage from 30m away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But the controls were horrendous

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The cute one 😉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

And by non-essential they mean: everything Not connected to AI

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Long time ago i was an actor and a cook at a medieval market. it was Beltane and my best friend said "I'll get you a wife tonight". It didn't work, and she was very upset about it. I had some sausages on the fire when some girls walked past, and i cried out loud "i'm giving a sausage in a bun for a virgin, anyone interested?. One girl was interested, but very annoying, but her friend was cute. So now i'm married with two children with her.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Because for the standard conservative there are only two genders, Penis and Baby-Machine

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wir lernen heute, wie man einen Brief schreibt:

"Sehr geehrte Herren,"

Damen darf man nicht mehr anschreiben bei den Katholiban

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Proud owner of my own nextcloud instance

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or simply a boeing 737, these can crash anywhere...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

so biden has now the permit to kill trump? did i read that correctly?

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