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Bottom left bat is my favorite
I legitimately got top left wrong first time I looked at this.
Bottom center got me on first glance too..
I am not eating that.
Those bats look like quill-less hedgehogs
Top middle bread looks like it has a butthole.
It would definitely just say anything on a cutting board is bread if you trained an ml model on this
From these pics they look like they shouldn’t be able to fly (especially that first chonker), but: The hoary bat is the largest bat found in Massachusetts. It measures 102-152 mm (4 to 6 in) in total length and 17-40 g (0.6 to 1.4 oz) in weight. Females are about 4% larger than males. The forearm length is 42-59 mm (1.6 to 2.3 in). The wingspan can reach nearly 425 mm (17 in). The fur of hoary bats is yellowish-brown to dark mahogany brown, each hair tipped with silver. When parted, there are four bands of color on each guard hair. All three species of tree bats have well-furred tail membranes, and short, rounded, well-furred ears.
GPT got all of these correct. I had to zoom on one of them.
For a second I thought this was images of the Filipino dish balut
Hmm, they all look delicious
I wish bats weren't trying to kill us with disease all the time. They're so damn cute!
Must be nice to live in current year and not know what captcha is, which I'm assuming must be true because the hate that I have for it will never let me forget.