this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Don't need to understand the language to understand the meme

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ich hab "kein Bier vor vier" immer auf 16:00 bezogen, aber du tust dich

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ich glaube das wurde kulturell den Fischer-Sachsen angepasst

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trinken die alle so früh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weiß ich nicht, aber die machen doch nur diese 4 Uhr Vormittag (VM) oder 4 Uhr Nachmittag (NM) Benennung. Ein Schelm der denkt, dass die Fischer-Sachsen nicht weiter als bis 12 rechnen könnten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Micky Maus hat mal gesagt, Mathematik ist bis 20 zu zählen ohne die Schuhe auszuziehen.

Lass dieses Waschbecken rein.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was ist dieses Mickey vor Maus? Meinst du vielleicht Michi Maus? Diese Autoton aus den VSA?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir, this is shitpost. Kein Zangendeutschzwang

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lebensraum für Zangendeutsch. (hard /s) Außerdem gilt dies ab sofort und unverzüglich meines Wissens.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I have 2 modes"

"Before 4am"

"After 4am"

At least that's what google says it says.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Kein Bier vor 4

[–] gigachad 5 points 2 weeks ago

Morgens gebrüht, Abends gebraut, wie die Explodierer zu sagen pflegen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Es ist schon bier uhr? Oder im gunstigsten (freitag mittag), ist is schon zen bis half bier?

[–] FlembleFabber 3 points 2 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Beides ist nach 4.