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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here

[–] ZombiFrancis 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Every wave of redditor carves out more space for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

This was the top comment for me, and I thought it wasn't going to be too bad.

Wow there are some hot takes down there.

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[–] [email protected] 251 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Holy shit this dark humor got me good

[–] slevinkelevra 88 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago

Dark, but funny.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of "man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion".

This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Utterly disgusting.

It’s “he and I”.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Wow how did you summon those people? Were they always here on Lemmy lol?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago

This is something special

[–] peteypete420 3 points 2 days ago

This is hilarious. It has the look of old internet but Im pretty sure its my first time seeing it. Eitherway upvoots. upvoots all around.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 days ago (5 children)

She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.

[–] [email protected] 135 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That wouldn't be her "sending it back"

[–] slevinkelevra 63 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Product recall

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

It easily could. Religious funerals often say stuff like "were giving them back to you."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or a Texas school teacher...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Cherub factory

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