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[–] [email protected] 254 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Holy shit this dark humor got me good

[–] slevinkelevra 89 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

That therapist's therapist had better brace themself.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

that's like 90% of therapy clients though

sometimes you just gotta pause and consider what it's like to live like that

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here

[–] ZombiFrancis 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Every wave of redditor carves out more space for it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

This was the top comment for me, and I thought it wasn't going to be too bad.

Wow there are some hot takes down there.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 weeks ago

Dark, but funny.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago

This is something special

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That wouldn't be her "sending it back"

[–] slevinkelevra 64 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Product recall

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

It easily could. Religious funerals often say stuff like "were giving them back to you."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or a Texas school teacher...

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of "man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion".

This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.

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