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20" of burrito, friends arm for scale. He's 6'2" for reference.

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[–] kersploosh 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tried? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Get back out there and order another burrito! Don't let the burrito win. You can do it! We're all pulling for you!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

♥️

I'm going to finish this one off first, for lunch today!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol, when I picked it I was. That was 80lbs ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Assuming that's what you wanted, then nice job!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It is, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

This is why I love Mexican food. They have no chill when it comes to portion sizes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That looks like a nice watch. Why would you try to eat it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds very time-consuming.

[–] threelonmusketeers 3 points 4 days ago

Take your upvote and get out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is how I would want to die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

If you're patient, you can eventually take in the arm without killing yourself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

It doesn't look like the one from Gordito's in Seattle. Theirs is about that long and wider as well. I brought my newborn and set them aside each other once, they were equal in size.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That burrito looks huge! I wonder how long it is... At the very least it would've been nice to know how tall the arms owner is.

[–] peteypete420 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol thats a fishstick a babies arm. Fuck outta here.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My asshole ripped just looking at this photo.

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