Boring AF when you find out the answer is literally "they open the door"
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Shut up, shut up! Don't give the Americans any ideas, or we'll end up with a freeway through each aisle of the grocery store.
That would solve the issue of massive parking lots though 🤔
Drive-through malls...
The one nice thing about Ohio is drive through liquor stores.
No, actually shut up now
They're already real. They're "outdoor" malls.
That's a high level of stupidity, delivering seams much more efficient
Usually that term doesn’t mean you drive around them. Usually it means malls that are not enclosed. Sometimes called “shopping centers”.
We do have drive through convenience stores. But I like to park and go inside.
Yeah but it was freaking cool when you saw the wall-door they open at one of the entrances to get it in there, and see them moving it in —signed 10 y/o me.
I had no clue until I saw it done.
40 year old me wondering how Romans always built their ruins so close to city centers.
For the museums, duh
clearly they built the mall around the car
You fool
They actually disassemble the car before entering the mall and assemble it again inside
You fool
clearly the car was transported there using the technology from star trek.
You fool
clearly the car was lifted in on an hidden elevator under the podest
You fool
Clearly it was willed into existence by 3 wizards.
You fool
It was always there.
Isn't this only for the Swedish models?
No way, they clearly drop it in through the roof using at least 3 helicopters!
When they introduced the Geo I got to drive one into a mall spot. Was fun to do but they gave us strict instructions to drive slowly. Anyway, R.I.P. Geo.
God I miss small cars
They definitely still exist
Sold those back in the day. Metros were a total (heh) nightmare. Parents were always coming in to look at one for their kid, until they saw the insurance rates. A swift kick to the bumper would total one. Because the bumper was filled with foam. No lie.
Took a man on a ride and he rocked it down the interstate at 70mph. We got back to the lot, popped the hood, and the little 3-cylinder (again, no lie) lawnmower engine was hopping on it's engine mounts and venting an alarming amount of vapor.
I so wanted a Storm, but they would be creaking and falling apart at 30K miles. Roommate had one that was only a few years old, paint mostly gone, clear coat long gone, and it rattled like it was full of washers and ball bearings.
A Robin Sparkles fan, I see.
Helicopter
could also be a secret underground tunnel
Oh, I've done that before!
I may have been 13 beers deep and it was the local liqour store, not mall, but I've done that before!
Could it be just the outer shell ?
You're an outer shell
No lad, they just open the door.