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clearly they built the mall around the car
You fool
They actually disassemble the car before entering the mall and assemble it again inside
You fool
clearly the car was transported there using the technology from star trek.
You fool
clearly the car was lifted in on an hidden elevator under the podest
You fool
Clearly it was willed into existence by 3 wizards.
You fool
It was always there.
You fool
clearly the car was the friends we made along the way
Isn't this only for the Swedish models?
No way, they clearly drop it in through the roof using at least 3 helicopters!