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[–] [email protected] 191 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cybertruck guy: let’s talk about who can take a bigger load in the rear

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I wish modern men would finally come to terms with the reality that almost every contentious social issue boils down to them having some kind of sexual insecurity.

I'm not even kidding.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope, nah, nuh uh. Factually untrue. Minimum 50% of those issues are due to....checks notes....yeesh, sorry...you had it right.

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[–] vaultdweller013 9 points 1 week ago

Fuck you my contentious social issues comes from metastisized childhood trauma! I am beyond thine social hypothesis!

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's not the fact that it's electric that makes it a piece of shit.

EDIT: Also, when you say go charge my battery "and watch", am I charging my watch or am I watching you while my battery charges? Why does my watch having a battery have to do with anything?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Right, it's the poorly cast aluminum frame and wheels. It's also the glued on body panels. Oh, and it's suuuper ugly.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Also the untreated steel panels that rust, the automatic trunk with no safety sensors that will chop your fingers off, the badly glued-on accelerator pedal that can easily slip off causing the pedal to get stuck... You know, the little things.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Dont worry! They fixed all that! The turd only needed a bit more polishing! Now its a diamond! Just be sure to only use the door frame as a vegetable peeler as that is what it's designed for.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's not really a truck, it is something else cosplaying as a truck. It was never build to haul real cargo.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

lol, I think it was more in the vein of: "watch me" rather than "charge your watch"

Is it a dangling modifier? I have no idea, I was never really good at grammar or whatever this is.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I hate to admit it, but that paint job upgrades it from "Ugly as all fuck" to "pretty ugly"

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

going with a triangle low-poly pattern is probably the only thing that can make the shape of the car make any sort of sense, i've never understood how the flat bare metal look is supposed to be appealing

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just mimicking dazzle camo.

You don't REALLY think it's been upgraded, the camo just tricks your brain into thinking it does...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now this guy won't have to fear getting hit by a WWI-era torpedo anymore. Tesla owner 1, Kaiserliche Marine 0!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's hilarious how many I see that are wrapped - the wrapped ones far outnumber unwrapped. Why did you pay so much for a stainless steel truck just to wrap it? If everyone is wrapping them, why bother with the heavy stainless steel?

I saw a meme the other day with one that was wrapped to look like an F-150. ... just....why? You can buy an electric F-150 if that's what you want.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Imagine buying a $100k unibody "truck" and talking about somebody else's frame breaking. Also, that bale is likely around 900lbs, which you wouldn't need a very big truck for, regardless.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

900lbs is 4 fat adults. My sedan could haul that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I can attest my wife's 30 year old grandma car has enough oomph to help a truck and camper get unstuck from mud. That's gotta be at least 901lbs.

[–] piccolo 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ive seen a kei truck haul one without any struggles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Hey, that's not exactly a fair comparison. You can't really compare a truck specifically designed to haul things against whatever the fuck Elon designed.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cybertrucks being the ones where they had to save weight ON THE FRAME because their stupid stainless panels on the outside THAT DO NOTHING weigh so much.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

stainless steel exoskeleton... if by exoskeleton you mean paneling, and by skeleton you mean cast aluminum frame everything is poorly glued to.

the vehicle is a fucking joke in every possible way, it's designed incompetence.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wasn't it just yesterday that another cyberfarmer destroyed his air suspension with one hay bale?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

was just thinking of that. IIRC the vents for the air suspension are in the bed, so hay can be sucked in, cloging the system.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It never gets old seeing these dumb fucks say "I love my truck but" and then showcasing an absolutely egregious design flaw. The deeper you dig the worse this shit-onion of a truck gets.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

all it needed was a $5 air filter before the compressor to fix this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Never underestimate Tesla's ability to cost-cut a key component that results in a fatal (sometimes literally) flaw.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

What the actual fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

LMAO leave it to people who drive swasitcars to think that their short bed was actually the biggest bed in the world lolol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How does he think that it is a flex? Hay is a relatively light material. The real challenge would be a metal container containing a liquid substance a la multiple beer kegs. My dad's old Nissan Frontier once held multiple loads (heh) of paint and pulled a trailer full of cement packages without a hitch.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How did you attach the trailer without a hitch?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Therein lies the issue. What is the point of a truck if it can’t haul? At that point, buy the car.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And not a SUV. Nobody needs those a normal car. Normal being European or japanese size

[–] ThePantser 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I drive plug in hybrid van because I have kids and dogs. Only time I ever use gas is when visiting my mom 1.5H away. Otherwise I am 99% using electric from my solar system. I wish apartment people had my ways to use electric but that might never happen or might take 50 years.

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[–] captain_aggravated 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Whatever happened to station wagons?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷‍♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Those ones though are heavy. Literally compressed to save space.

Hah, the .straw archiving format. While the square ones are .strawz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have owned a round baler and made 1000's of them over the years, mine weighted around 800lbs/365kg for straw and up to 1000lbs/450kg for alfalfa per bale. Cows ain't kicking 1000lbs of alfalfa around nor should they. What a waste of feed and money.

But, one in the truck and towing 9 more on the trailer with a 2015 Dodge Ram Hemi around 30 miles per load......Fooken' amateurs.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, Cybercock is using cast aluminium frame which is nowhere near as strong as steel frame used in ALL other pickups.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (10 children)

But aluminum is lighter AND stronger to help this 6600lb+ truck be fast and agile! A guy i paid to tell me I'm right made a graph which shows aluminum number is bigger! Those other truck manufacturers that have thousands of years of collective engineering experience are fools next to my brilliance.

He wasnt kidding when he said its straight from the cyberpunk genre. Pretty junk designed to fall apart sold by a corpo that doesn't care.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It's basic metallurgy knowledge that cast aluminium is prone to fatigue cracks way faster than forged steel. In fact all cast metals tend to be more brittle.

Extruded aluminium you can often bend back and forth quite few times before it snaps. Cast aluminium will just start to crumble at the bend.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That paint job looks like some crap 'limited edition' skin in a chance-box mil-sim shooter. Bad enough to fall for that crap in a game, but in real life? Lame.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm one-upping your one-upping.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My 1st gen tundra does this with no issue, and I paid $1800 for it lol

That nasty roll is like 900lbs, most 4 banger trucks can handle that load

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why are these people trying to flex on...farmers without knowing anything about farmers (and how much their vehicles can carry)? Did they do a publicity stunt where they sourced a bale? Are they farmers who didn't have a vehicle before the cybertruck to do all the very vehicle dependent farm tasks? Or did purchasing the cybertruck convince them now's the time to break into farming?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Damn that bottom truck is sexy. The cybertruck looking like a car prototype makes shit from the 60s look futuristic.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Originally I thought they were just shitty trucks because I had thought they were the size of a Ford Fiesta until I saw one IRL. Most pictures and videos I had seen of them had nothing next to them to show the true scale.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Poe's law strikes again. OOOP has to be joking right? I mean it's not like they're loading up that hay to take back to their apartment in the city. Anyone who's in a position to be moving a bale of hay around, will have used a regular truck before and will have seen hay.

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