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[–] [email protected] 147 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

One time, I got a job at a large, chain electronics store as a warehouse associate. They already had a guy there named Tim, but they immediately decided that they liked me more than him, and renamed that Tim (that worked there for 2 years) to "Other Tim."

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Actually a badass nickname though, I would have leaned into that. But Other Tim doesn't seem cool enough for that

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

Worked at a place with a guy named Todd. Then we got another Todd who was less than bright. He got nicknamed Re-Todd.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Damn that's rough on Other Tim

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Literally othered

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

My cousin dated two guys named Dewey (back to back, too). When she introduced the second one to us, we called him Dewey Twoey

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The enchanter!

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Using Maxwell as the pic breaks the illusion of the story.

[–] can 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t see that in the screenshot anywhere

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

TIL I'm a fool.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

On the other hand we get to look at Maxwell

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago

Human Connor should know his place

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago

the cat in the picture is named Maxwell. he's a lad.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

I would be honored to be called Human Sanctus if there was already a cat with my name.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My name is Connor, I am the ~~Android~~ Cat sent by ~~Cyberlife~~ the Cat Distribution System 😼

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

at least I'm not the only one whose mind went there

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

As a Connor myself I would be totally cool with being called human Connor

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And i think we know about as much as we need to about Human Conner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

While I think it’s fun and I personally have fun when colleagues share the same name as me, I believe it’s a form of harassment and bullying if you request not to be called something other than your name and people at work, a professional environment, refuse to do so.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fake. You telling me people on that board have office job?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I know that's a joke, but I worked with a friend who'd regularly discuss 4chan with me. I also sadly witnessed him slowly go from just laughing at Trump to supporting him, though that was back in 2015-2016. I moved and stopped using Facebook, so I haven't had any recent contact with him.

Edit whoops, this is cats. If politics isn't allowed here I can edit this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

💀

Btw, this is cats. Only highest level of politics is allowed here.

[–] brbposting 2 points 3 weeks ago

whoops

Happens to the best of us

On a separate note, me two hours ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's exactly the guy in the office you would expect

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Jokes aside, it's probably easier for the cat to learn to ignore "Human Connor" than it is to learn a new name for themselves, right?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's probably easier for the human to recognise "Human Connor" than it is for the cat to learn a new name, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The cat isn't going to understand 'human' either, so it's just <human noises> CONNER <more human noises, where are the treats?>

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Cats can definitely recognize phrases made up of multiple words, as words themselves don't have a meaning for them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm not sure, maybe we underrate them. I knew of a dog that also answered to being called by two different names, it was so amusing when I saw it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, who DOESN'T have a pet that responds to both "[real name]" and some variant of "Shithead"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

they don't respond to shithead, but they get called shithead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mine responds to: her name, bitch, dog, and puppy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't doubt that they can learn it, but it will probably take the cat longer than the human. Sounds totally fair to keep that in mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, I changed my cat's name after my ex left (she named him Tiny Rick and I thought that was fucking stupid) and he bounced right back. He was maybe 3 at the time. It's been nearly 8 years and he comes when called by his "new" name just fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, I'm not saying it doesn't work. But it's probably gonna be pretty confusing for the cat to hear its name for no reason. I'm assuming you didn't run around saying "Tiny Rick" every day for those 8 years?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

To the cat, wouldn't saying its name at all be for "no reason," even if it understands its name? It can't really infer human reasoning unless it's got something to do with feeding it or offering some other kind of direct interaction.

Getting a cat to come when called mostly hinges on its ability to recognize a benefit to coming over, not on its ability to recognize a specific word (though you can use a word as reinforcement once the desired behaviour is achieved). This is how you can train a cat to come when you say anything at all — its name isn't a magic word that unlocks secret cat behaviour, it's about the conditioning behind it.

All that to say that animals can recognize and respond to a new name, word, or action pretty easily when you use treats and positive reinforcement. My other cat (who recently passed away 😭) came running when I tapped my fingers on the ground because that was heavily associated with giving him treats and pets; I didn't have to use his name to have him look at me or come over, he just did it based on the expectations that I fostered in him.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The cat been responded to "connor" for so long, adding a "human" or "cat" at the front mean nothing to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think they can learn to ignore "human Connor" fairly quickly when they don't get the response they know/want.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Honorifics work well in cases like this. Call the cat Connor-sama and the human Connor-kun.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d totally run with that and say you can call me HC for short!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

HC does work nicely and I’d 100% go by that. I’m learning Spanish and if my name was Connor I’d ask for MC - Mejor Connor = Better Connor.

I’d hop onto every Zoom call and open with “Mic Check 1, 2, 1, 2”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"My friends call me Jesus."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You don’t fuck with the Jesus

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I would love to have that nickname

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

"Just Call me human John Smith!"

Day 163 they still dont know im a kitten with legal license.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh snap! I once worked somewhere that already had a guy with my name and he asked me to use some other name. I thought that was bad enough (and told him no). But this is next level.

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