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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 40 minutes ago

Is there a way to report things to DOGE? This seems like an easy cut.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago

It’s okay, he means he’s going to Four Mile Parade Landscaping on his birthday.

[–] Panamalt 59 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm, aren't over-the-top displays of military forces a sign of something? What could it possibly be, certainly not fascism or something silly like that . . .

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

this is just so they can get a most of the military in one place, so that way russia’s sneak attack will be more effective

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

In fairness, also of Communism and Military Dictatorships

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

is america great again yet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

maybe more tarrifs make it better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Jesus Christ, America...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 hours ago

JFC, what an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for a surprise bday protest. Imagine everyone doing as expected one minute and then suddenly all the signs for freedom of speech expression go up in glorious unison! The bigliest bday protest ever!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Hahahaha all the people that didn’t vote in the last election can kiss their voting rights goodbye. Muah!💋

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 68 points 9 hours ago

Trump crafted the idea for a military parade after witnessing a lavish Bastille Day celebration in Paris in 2017. Top US generals and officials were less thrilled about the idea. At one White House meeting, when Trump addressed his idea with Air Force Gen. Paul Selva, then the second-highest-ranking general as vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Selva suggested the idea was reminiscent of something often seen in dictatorships. When Trump asked Selva what he thought of the parade, Selva said he grew up in Portugal, which "was a dictatorship — and parades were about showing the people who had the guns." "And in this country, we don't do that," Selva said. "It's not who we are." Trump then asked Selva whether or not he liked the idea, to which he responded: "No." He added, "It's what dictators do."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 hours ago

He won't attend a veteran funeral in favor of going golfing, but he wants a military parade for his birthday.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 hours ago

Where is DOGE? This is like Charles Minor coming down on Michael Scott. Trump is just a huge fucking cry baby that needs constant validation. What a fucking loser.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

what a perfect opportunity to establish a military coup and take back control of our government from fascists.

opportunities don't get much better than this folks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I don't have the statistics, but generally, the Police and the Military are turned toward far right. I'm pretty sure most of them voted for Trump and are happy with everything that's going one. And the financing of both haven't decreased

[–] wheeldawg 11 points 8 hours ago

My immediate reaction to seeing this title was split between happy AF "oh maybe he thinks he won't make it to 80" and then "but what is he saving for that birthday?"

I have never honestly, purely, maliciously, and actively wished death on somebody currently alive (I've done it before for certain people to happen right before they did "the thing" they did) than I do now about him. Well, them. Him and the co-president.

And for once I feel no moral uncertainty in hoping it is the most terrifying, embarrassing, humiliating, depressing, public, well-captured (for historical purposes of course), and agonizing things ever experienced by a single human. By a huge amount.

Hitler may have tortured 6 million, but Trump is making 300 some million lives worse. Significantly worse. And if we end up in a war, then 100% of those deaths will be directly attributable to him, as will all the LGBT people that harm themselves under his reign.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 hours ago

Next up, the goose step, with jackboots, will be used when marching past the main stage. Over $11 trillion lost and the stupid fuck wants to play army.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

While a man he admits is innocent continues to sit in a prison in El Salvador

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Unless he's already dead. Which is probably, given the resistance of the Trumpist regime to getting him back.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (11 children)

I want the military to maliciously comply with this.

One Army solder marches by

One mile later one Marine marches by

One mile later a lone Navy sailor marches by

One mile later one USAF pilot marches by

One mile later a member of the USCG marches by.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

...don't forget ~~starfleet~~ space force...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

I want them all armed to the teeth by the thousands, then halt, turn, aim, and fire.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (12 children)

Why do people think the military isn’t on his side?? He is the commander in chief lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago

Being elected "commander in chief" is not a magic spell that makes the military suddenly love someone. President is a more temporary and unstable position than high ranked military people.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago

Because they aren't robots.

[–] Tiger 27 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

There are a ton who are not. Hegseth fired the black General and woman leaders. Many service members are black or female and saw this. They see brown people getting rounded up, many in the military are Latino. And apart from that, people are 50% non-MAGA anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They're under oath to serve the republic, not some hateful, treasonous muppet.

[–] Klear 1 points 1 hour ago

Good thing oaths are things that people never bend or break.

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[–] ThePantser 223 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Let's be sure the best parade balloon ever created is part of it.

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[–] [email protected] 249 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] [email protected] 155 points 16 hours ago

Your tax dollars at work

[–] [email protected] 132 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but him. They just cut $55M intended to fund training for rural teachers (because who wants educated educators?) and now he wants to spend more than that on a mile long military parade celebrating his birthday. And it's not even a milestone birthday, just a birthday.

From the article, Trump wanted to do something similar but, presumably smaller, in his first term but backed off after the price tag came to $92M. He instead opted for an event that ONLY cost $13M. How much do you think this one will cost? What will get cut to fund it?

Fucking narcissistic traitor... He'll probably figure out how to grift a few tens of millions from this by selling tickets, too.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 13 hours ago

He doesn’t look a day over 136.

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