this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It made it to 35 miles, why is he complaining?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 18 points 4 weeks ago

Really should just be saying thank you and bet the MF wasn't even wearing a suit when he called customer service.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Coolant is covered for 2 years/34 miles, whichever comes first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Their brand-new car, their charger, and (evidently) on the spot Tesla says "yeah, this isn't our problem." I can't imagine they expect the person is going to go "Oh, dear." hang up, then pay thousands of dollars to fix whatever broke.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The modern customer hostile corporate environment blows my mind. It's like they actively punish you for doing business with them, how does any of this shit get approved?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

the more baffling thing is that people just accept it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Even worse, they push back on other customers demanding dignity, as if it were a privilege to be a brand fan

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

All you need to know about this person is that they named their car "beast". You now know everything else about them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i'm gonna start calling my tiny e-scooter "The Beast" and paint it bright pink.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

See, calling a little scooter beast is cute and fun, because you're having fun. Calling a metal monstrosity beast, is not done in fun. The person just screams massive douche.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The only time I saw someone call their truck "Beast" was in Cyberpunk 2077, the owner being a very friendly trans woman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh I've met several of that woman irl lol

[–] neidu3 36 points 4 weeks ago

I bought a used Volvo a week ago, and the dealership gave me seven years of warranty as if the car was new. I'd tell cybertruck owners to suck an egg, but we all know they can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Who in their right mind would spend money on one of these comedy fall-apart clown cars?

[–] skulblaka 47 points 4 weeks ago

Who in their right mind

Not the target audience

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

His occupation is listed as "real estate", if that answers your question.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The logic, at least in the farsically sad life of these asshats is that their dumpstertruck will become an instant classic and resell for 5x what they paid.

Unfortunately for them, there is not a single scenario where Tesla, Musk, Trump and GOP are not a ghastly episode in American history we all want to leave behind and forget, fast, along with its vulgar icons, making this an instantly 1500% depreciated and hence worthless shitbox.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They think it'll age like the Delorean. Except nobody will pick this disgusting excuse of a car to be featured prominently in a movie. I bet if they made another back to the future movie they'd make Biff drive it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

nobody will pick this disgusting excuse of a car to be featured prominently in a movie

Reboot of Dumb and Dumber.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Absolute idiots who need the lesson vandals will give them or investors who are banking on this turd to go up in value in a few decades.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago

That seems the only way these things move, on tow trucks!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

ELI5, why does an electric vehicle need liquid coolant?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 weeks ago

Batteries, motors, underlying components get hot. Need cooled.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Batteries get damaged quickly if they overheat, losing efficiency and capacity. Leave your laptop in your car in July for a full day of work and report back.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Mmm, spicy pillow.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

If I had to guess. Motors get hot, gearbox gets hot, battery gets hot. Liquid coolant works better than air cooling alone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Cooling off hot components is one part of it. Keeping the battery warm in cold weather is another.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

There's a heat pump that keeps the batteries at the optimal temperature and also heats / cools the cabin.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Coolant leak! We have a coolant leak! I can't shut it down. I estimate 2 minutes to a warp core breach.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This fucker is on my turf. I need to start carrying spray paint.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A solution of vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, and salt will instantly rust stainless steel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Those things are made of 301 stainless. You could sneeze on it and make it rust.

[–] Spookyghost 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

they are made out of plastic and decorated with glued on 301 sheets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Hello neighbor. See you in the paint aisle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't think we've been to the same Destin. It's been several years since I've been there, but the place was a nice tourist destination.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to work at the target there. It's definitely that. But people that live there ruin the vibe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Based on the only person I know who lives there, my cousin, I can confirm that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Destin

it's florida. it's probably a shithole in a sinkhole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's Floribama. So yeah. Total shit hole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Red neck riviera