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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Driving tired is just as dangerous as driving drunk, if not more; fall asleep for a few seconds and you might drift off the road or into another car and never wake up. Better to stop at the next possible spot and take a nap than to risk it!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So don't drive drunk if I am tired? Got it

[–] tostiman 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sugar_in_your_tea 10 points 2 weeks ago

Don't drive tired if you're drunk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No, if you're tired, get drunk. Alcohol is an upper before it's a downer, so you'll have a short whole that you are better off!

(In case this is required, this is sarcasm.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to drive exhausted all the time due to my job. Two months ago I veered off the right side of the road. Immediately woke up because the van was bouncing a shit ton, then I kissed the guardrail. I might be dead if it wasn't for that guardrail. Lost my job because of it though.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 11 points 2 weeks ago

As you should. Also, your job should be doing something to catch this as well, so they should be investigated by whatever authority covers this if it was work-related driving.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I heard he had a Honda. Not sure though as he didn't really talk that much about it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Couldn’t get Eddie Vedder than that

[–] GrumpyDuckling 20 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah BROTHER

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Thematically, perhaps it should have been last kiss, but I appreciate that the OOP wanted it to seem more believable. Plus there was no girlfriend in his car…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

That guy was a hero - Better Man!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I want to meet that guy. Could I be gay and not only OP?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

if I heard pearl jam i would have fallen asleep on the spot