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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Name your devices after humans.

Tommy needs larger memory.

I think I'm going to reboot Denise.

I dropped Dave today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Fuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit.

~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

I have two dogs and they bark at me in an unique way when requesting my attention or when I'm arriving home, so I expect that to be my "name" to them.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Don’t dogs identify individuals mostly based on smell? Would you have a smell-name?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Is that true? Explains why my dog behaves differently after my quarterly shower. Poor dude doesn't recognise me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

quarterly shower

Even humans wouldn't recognise you before and after that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They do.

My smell-name would probably be something like sweaty ass with a hint of Nivea.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Finally, something that knows me by my street name: Big Smoke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This led me down a weird chain of thought where I ended up at an internet for dogs, where they complain about smell profiles, and smellprint resisting browsers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

POV, you're a hard working mechanic and you're dog calls you "Crotch Funk McGreasyclothes." But you don't speak dog, so all you know is that they love to stick their snoot in your crotch the second you sit down after getting home from work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's the best part. It's actually the same name either way. They just pronounce "dipshit" different than we do is all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nah, that's what CATS named all of us

[–] kambusha 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know what? I want a divorce.

[–] kambusha 4 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am known as Bark Bark...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Pleased to meet you Bark Bark, I'm Bjork Bach.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 18 points 6 days ago

I believe I have been named (pseudo sneeze sound) + (happy grin pant) + (one second pack howl).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What would be your dog name?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (8 children)

I think Moon Moon is quite popular

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Mine is just about as boring as possible: "Grey Wolf" 🤦

If we go with my Lemmy name, though, i'd say that Graceful Red is a pretty good nickname for a 1950s lounge singer 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Grey Red. What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Ebony Fire... Sounds straight out of a R rated movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bruh I'm Alpha Temptress

Dominatrix vibes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Me too! Wanna get married?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But... But... Who's gonna top?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why chose?
(But go ahead, please.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

No... No u locks chastity cage

Edit: sigh, I'm not cut out for this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought you were doing alright!

Well. We had a good run. May your next relationship last a bit longer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Always a bit premature 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

At least yours isn't ultra-cringe due to negative connotation...

#ALPHA CLAW

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

OMG, Ronald McDonald?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Lol gdi I showed my friend this over a decade ago and she would call me Beautiful Vixen for years just to annoy me. ... I should send it to her again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Ravenous Omega Warrior

I'm okay with this. I may be changing my username...

[–] kambusha 7 points 6 days ago

Wolfy McWolfface

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

My dog name would be pillow, because she loves laying on me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Dogs don’t even know they are dogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I read a series of HFY stories that showed the human and a some dogs (all abductees) getting telecommunication brain chips, and they absolutely did. They called humans "name-givers" and took pride in their many names and nicknames as bestowed by their particular name-give friends and family.

[–] alphacyberranger 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some humans are named after angels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Were you in Miss Phipps' class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Not that I'm aware of.