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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

I'm missing the end of the sentence. Looks as if it got cut off.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is dumb. If you don't have any balls, how can you pee?

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are you stupid? They, obviously, sit down and do it from their 'a-holes'. (unless it's a Tuesday, then they have to hold it up their rear bottom bums.)

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can I have the extras? I've always wondered what 4 would be like.

[–] rainrain 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

4 balls means constant rage and hornyness. Also you get buff without having to work out.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think I'd be too busy making em clack like a fleshy newton's cradle to be angry or horny.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That just sounds incredibly painful

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had that but got bullied in school. Everyone called me 4 balls.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You are beautiful, no matter what they said to you.

While all of God's creatures join him in chorus when he sings, your voice reaches just ever so closer to the heavenly almighty.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are you talking about the Castrati?

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

They are not more successful in having children....

[–] loaf 3 points 2 weeks ago

I would ask for a citation, but I don’t even want it.

This IS a shower thought; it’s just one that should’ve remained one.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)