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So a furry suit made from human hair is ok? Asking for a friend

You could think that reality has no more pressing problems.

My barking at people is protected under the first amendment.

Man they are still caught up on that fake story somebody sent to one of these morons claiming kids were using litter boxes in school. It never happened but they're going to try to legislate it away anyway.

The lesson here is don't troll these idiots, they'll fucking believe it and then start passing idiotic laws for non-problems.

There's about to be a fire sale on Mickey and Minnie Mouse headbands.

Republicans are fucking weirdos.

Oh boy, the fascists have really done it now: they're going after the beastpeople! Beware its poisonous spittle!

Kinda like this one I know the litter shit is bullshit. Though we all knew those annoying ass kids in school.

Students who bark, meow, hiss or make other animal noises that are not human speech

I'm not quite sure what it is exactly (/s), but maybe—just maybe—this is yet another attempt to fuck over and ostracize transfem and autistic people, but instead of being direct about it, using furries as the boogeyman.

They're going after easy targets like schools because if they targeted furries in the state government, all of the IT infrastructure would crumble.

I bark at them using my very human vocal cords (I don't even have any other). Prove me on court that I was not using human vocal cords to bark. Or maybe I was using totally non-human made recording-speaker device?

Or maybe my 1.7m tall fursuit was designed to be weared by my cat? No way even lololong house cat could be that big. (lie, I don't own a fursuit, in any size, but point still apply).

Oh I know! Some tailed buttplugs were totally designed for pets and it is all about being pet care!

Texans, next time you look at the prices in the grocery store, remember that this is what your representatives are spending their time on.

I wonder how much of this is borne out of the hysteria over kids supposedly using litter boxes.

I had some gomer on the Denver Post forums that kept insisting it was not only a thing, but an epidemic. I kept asking him for the supposed evidence of this claim, all he could say was that he "talks to lots and lots of parents and teachers" and "the media won't report on it".

Imposing this bullshit on children who often have vivid imaginations and like to play make believe shows just how much the Republican party actually cares about children.