As a night shift worker, breakfast is a good time for a drink.

Can confirm. Fell asleep at a friend's house and he lit my jncos on fire.

Rim that fucking anus.

I don't think so.

I've been in a courtroom with an idiot that was behind on child support that pulled this.

Took the judge 45 minutes to decide he didn't need rights to his child anymore.

We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain't no snitch so the bacon don't know where I get my eggs.

Don't forget new keywords to trigger bing search in the start menu vs opening the local program.

Sam & Max Hit The Road

Another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on your map.

Typically, supporting senile old rapist con men is a worse look than supporting senile old men.

I been through about 10 TN-450 cartridges in my Brother printer and can count on one hand how many jams I've had. And I'm pretty sure they were all because my kid would take paper out and leave a page sitting crooked in the tray.

Recently had to replace the drum.

I've used it and dd-wrt back in the day on cheap crashy routers. Also Tomato.

Haven't tried it in a long time, but have an EAP225 v2 and v3 I've been considering slapping openwrt on.