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[–] trollercoaster 211 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't make this shit up.

Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US

Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?

Nah. Still no.

[–] trollercoaster 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only if he wears a suit and says "thank you" to the Danish prime minister.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

A chicken suit.

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor 128 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sure, have our eggs. There's a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

This would be gold

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They should take the moral high ground and refrain from adding tariffs.

On the other hand, the correct capitalist move is to raise the price when demand outstrips supply. $30 a dozen sounds fair for highly sought-after imported, organic, artisanal, delicately encapsulated Danish hen ovi (oops). /s

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like just another distraction from meaningful issues, given that actual eggs from Canada and Mexico are being turned away.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It’s always a distraction that gets the headline tbh isn’t it

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front

[–] Spookyghost 38 points 1 month ago

Also we havent culled nearly enough chickens to justify this magnitude of price increases and this is very clearly collusion from the ~4 major egg suppliers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

America's unstoppable thirst for short-term profit is why they currently have a corporate-backed fascist in office that is threatening to invade US's (supposed) allies to pillage their resources and economies.

Whether they do or not, the US as we have known it is in its death throes. They have surrendered nearly all of their soft power and made themselves a trade pariah. Entire industries are going to crumble as megacorps swoop in like vultures to devour the carcasses as the walls of their economy close in and the whole building collapses. It is in everyone's best interest to move their interests and money as far away from the US as possible.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In case you want to learn more about "big egg" Pluralistic: Eggflation is excuseflation

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Trade offer

We receive: Eggs, Greenland

You receive:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

People from Greenland would surely accept to exchange their land with California.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

California would probably agree to being part of Denmark as well. Let's do this!

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Honestly leaders should bring trump eggs when they visit the white house. And always start with my mother's heard you have problems getting eggs so she insisted I bring a half dozen.😜

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Guys please don’t give them any eggs lol

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They should meet with a US delegation to negotiate, and give them one single egg.

[–] Tar_alcaran 17 points 1 month ago

And tell them to thank you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

So they want Greenland AND eggs?

Whats next? B&O? Volbeat? Carlsberg? (Although anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Budweiser Budvar > Carlsberg > Budweiser (US)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Budweiser Budvar > Carlsberg > Budweiser (US)

Ah, the regular larger, from Carlsberg I always buy

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."

Also, why the fuck are eggs $9/dozen in some places, but I can go to Costco and get an 18 pack of free range eggs for $6?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because it's price gouging on top of the flu. Like price gouging and calling it inflation. Asking Denmark for eggs maintains the facade

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Denmark should help by starting to throw eggs at the White House daily.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldnt sell my eggs for anything less than Massachusetts.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 6 points 1 month ago

By "Massachusetts" do you mean it's current borders or the original ones that we refer to as New England?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

We don't need more eggs. We're producing the exact same amount as always. The regulations that stop the monopoly from raising prices are no longer enforceable as the regulatory body is gone/understaffed/is under the control of said monopoly (or their cronies)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how'bout no.

how'bout FUCK the united states.

HOW'BOUT THAT.

actually, trade New England to denmark's ownership in exchange for the eggs. please. fucking please. get us out of here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Besides all the other insane shit we've heard from USA in the last few months, and the Nord Stream pipelines sabotage, Danish eggs aren't exactly dirt cheap. Also, we're more known for our pork production.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pork, porn and booze. I'm sure the boycott by Muslim majority countries you experienced a few years back hit those industries really hard.

:-D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm just glad that howtobasic isn't American.

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[–] trollercoaster 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Aren't the US and EU standards on how to produce and sell eggs so incompatible that it's illegal to import eggs from the EU into the US?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

American eggs are required by regulations to be washed. This includes wholesale.

European egg producers are not going to invest in washing machines for a temporary market. America needs to either accept a breach of their own regulations and wash the eggs themselves, or offer a price that makes it worthwhile for the European producers to follow American regulations.

Overall, with potential tariffs and additional cost for transport and washing, it seems like a bad solution. It would probably be easier for US to produce more eggs themselves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you mean? They have to many nutrients and good stuff in them for the American stomach?

[–] trollercoaster 12 points 1 month ago

American regulations require eggs to be washed, which destroys their natural barrier against germs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's the US which washes them so I guess that could be done on import.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Trump better not find out that some americans are unwilling to suffer for him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Denmark sees quantities being asked β€œhow much food do you duckers eat?”. I hope they decline. (From a US citizen)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Hypocrisy level top hahahah

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Don't help. Let MAGA eat shit

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