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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Sorry, but this is a bit too much of #thathappened for me.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 month ago (5 children)

ThatHappened is a flat circle. Sometimes things are so conveniently contrived looking that they did really happen. Truth is stranger than fiction.

The most believable part is that is what a Rogen fan would say.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

maybe it's less of a flat circle and more of a downward spiral.. or maybe things are just getting more and more stupid every day.. or maybe it's a cyclical decline.. or maybe THE PRESIDENT IS SELLING CARS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dunno. I presume something close to the second part happened, too. A Neuroscience PhD would not likely marry an imbecile.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe the first part. I dont believe the quick and clean comeback.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I do. Because it's not the first time that someone talked down to his doctor wife, and it won't be the last.

I'm sure the first time he said nothing, but by the fifteenth time, you get good at it.

[–] earphone843 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, my wife has a higher level of education than me, and I get it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I hate to say this, but this is one of the most Reddit flavoured “thathappened” posts I’ve seen on lemmy

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Did you just invoke 'intellect' and 'Joe Rogan' in the same breath?"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan is fairly intelligent compared to some of his guests

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

but then again, so is a bottle of lukewarm seltzer water.

[–] delirium 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Joe Rogan has the intellect of a snail.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I honestly don’t know. It would be completely justified if women flipped out more often.

I like her husband’s response, though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Wait before you want "hysterical" women again please. Lots of doctors got their jollies off on "hysterical" women..

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (8 children)

doctors can have really shit opinions too

the real message is: every opinion must be scrutinized heavily, if it stands scrutiny maybe there's something there

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (15 children)

It depends on what they're talking about. I'll listen to and generally heed a doctors medical opinion, for example. Their political opinion? Eh..

Joe Rogan, who has doesn't have expertise in anything comparable to a doctors expertise in medicine, no way I'm talking anything he says at face value.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In my experience doctors can have some of the absolute worst opinions. Especially highly educated speciality doctors who have spent 1/3 of their life doing nothing but studying their very specific field. Lawyers too.

I work in IT and they can be some of the worst users to work with.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Honestly this is true of many smart people in specialized professions

Infamously software developers are fucking knuckle dragging morons about anything that has nothing to do with what they're good at, but they think they're god kings and think the world works like a computer

The only hallmark of intelligence I subscribe to is when someone just acknowledges they don't know everything and listen. Everyone else is doom spiraling into thought terminating patterns while thinking they're right

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

One of the wisest things I've ever heard is "White people should be lucky that black people only want equality, revenge would be perfectly understandable at this point."

The more I learn about black history, as in the history of what white people have been doing to black people since the latter was dragged kicking and screaming to America, the more I appreciate the phrase. It's honestly some of the most horrific shit I've ever had the displeasure of learning.

And just to clarify. I'm not black, I'm a pale transchick from the 90's who's whiter than sour cream, I've seen Wayne's World 69,420 times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it.

[–] Corkyskog 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you really want to be disgusted read A People's History by Zinn

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Some people believe that they are taking just that, hence all the terror around Great Replacement theory, or the moral downfall of society because people aren't partaking of mass in purest Latin.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Still doing it, even the Liberals who think they're anti-Racist, because huge levels of discrimination on the basis of wealth and very low social mobility are core to preserving the oppression of the descendants of people such as freed slaves and inflicting on them the constante suffering which is a live of poverty in a Capitalist system:

  • When released, the slaves were poor compared to the rest and, because of being poor they and their children had to live in worse places, were not part of the landowner class and did not have access to the same opportinities as the rest (all the while the active discrimination on the color of their skin continued, making things worse). Fast forward to the modern days and whilst direct discrimination on the color of their skin is a lot less than a mere 50 years ago, you still have lots of Afro-Americans living in ghettos, oppressed via their poverty and with their children having far fewer opportunities to improve their lot in life than the rest.

This is why the fight against Inequality must include fighting Wealth Inequality and Discrimination on the basis of Wealth: even if other kinds of inequality of treatment were magically eliminated tomorrow, Wealth Discrimination is by far the main mechanism of hurting those victims and their descendants (poor people live much more painful lives, from the quality of their dwellings and even the bed they sleep in, to that of their food and their personal safety, to the point that their Life Expectancy is a at least a decade less than rich people) and Wealth Inequality bakes in the past injustices (by denying the same opportunities to the descendants of those who are past victims of other kinds of discrimination, for example because poor neighbourhoods have worse schools and poored people don't have the same access to universities when those institutions are private and have high attendance fees and non-meritocratic components to their selection process).

In summary, people pushed down the Wealth scale (or never allowed to move up) by other kinds of Discrimination are inflicted pain and suffering via the mechanisms of Wealth Discrimination and their descendants are denied the same opportunities that others have to improve their lot in life by the very same mechanisms.

In practice American Liberals are a mix of hypocrites and useful idiots because, whilst claiming to be against discrimination, they refuse to address the biggest one, which is the main pathway for inflicting life-long suffering to the victims of other kinds of widespread discrimination and for transmitting that status of victim down the generations long after the original kind of discrimination has lessened or even dissapeared.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

And just to clarify. I’m not black, I’m a pale transchick from the 90’s who’s whiter than sour cream, I’ve seen Wayne’s World 69,420 times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it.

I'm sorry ma'am, you're under arrest for excessive whiteness.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Joe Rogan, Shapiro, and j Peterson is what you called pseudo-intellectuals

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The problem with this world is that a lot of people enjoy EVERYTHING on a surface level.

I keep getting reminded of my "gamer" years when I played league of legends. When I started, I was clueless and bad. And I found a YouTube channel which made fun educational videos.

Initially I learned a lot but over time, I realized how bad the advice was at times, which changed my consumption of the content. At the end, the content didn't teach me anything and the suggestions of the creator seemed to be focused on messing with bad players and not actually playing good.

I started to watch better players and learned more from them.

To me, fans of these guys stopped at the first step. They want educational content but they don't actually want to learn and so don't actually think about the content and can't outgrow it.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Try being a woman and talking to a mechanic or anybody working at an auto parts store.

[–] snapoff 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or try being a woman working at an autoparts store

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

While hilarious...that's what's breeding the rise of the shit show of anti-science. We can't just call morons morons anymore. They go back to truth social, find all the other morons and pretend like they know better.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex

This reads like a shower argument I have when alone

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Joe Rogan is a caveman, but I hate this mentality.

I've had a ton of horrible experiences with doctors. Misdiagnosis, given bad medication, bad medical advice, etc. A common trait all of them had extreme arrogance. They all thought they had all the answers, and that modern medicine was infallible.

If you had an issue they couldn't put a clear label on fairly quick or weren't responding to treatment in a textbook way, then that was somehow your fault. Either you were lying, or exaggerating, or it was all just in your head.

I'm not alone in this experience. Basically every American with any sort of complex health issues has had a bad experience at the hands of someone who claims to be an expert. That's on top of the medical establishment letting bad medicine go on for years, because they are extremely reluctant to admit they don't have all the answers.

Obviously, none of that makes Joe Rogan any sort of intellectual or trusted authority on anything except bro science. How you can't expect people to have unflinching trust in doctors when doctors let people down so often.

[–] Jyek 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think on this particular example, the focus was less on the medical doctor aspect and more on the PhD. The woman has achieved the pinnacle of institutional knowledge in her field by fostering her intellect while dog breath across the table talks down to her about muscly podcast man who told everyone to take horse dewormer for COVID.

I agree using "doctor" as an indicator of intellect can fall short, I think that is tangential to the point her husband was making. Also, good husband stepping up to bat when the coworker starts mansplaining to his wife...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Doctors sadly are drilled to produce results in an industrial manner. Strange edge cases are relegated to research, but if a doctor has to work off many patients, a patient who needs thought or patience is just irritating.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pride of Ignorance. Its something we should bully out of people. Nobody should be so proud to be so dumb. Its fine to be dumb, but nobody should revel in it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I’m sorry but I have a neuroscience degree and I think this is a fart sniffing post. The broader point is real though

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I personally resist the urge to kill by playing PvP games

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

There is nothing admirable about letting a fascist rant about hate and nonsense, while the ape of a host goes “never thought of it that way, interesting” while legitimizing the nonsense

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