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[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] HellsBelle 3 points 38 minutes ago

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 1 points 52 minutes ago

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 58 minutes ago

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] shiiika@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] Incorgnito 3 points 2 hours ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] snail@lemm.ee 9 points 3 hours ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] Mod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

mildly, nothing extreme

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Lots of beans

[–] kuunari@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Sailing. I guess an accident

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] eponymous_anonymous 2 points 3 hours ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 hours ago
[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] kaidezee@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] MIXEDUNIVERS@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

I would not be the only one

[–] Birch 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] immortaly007@feddit.nl 4 points 6 hours ago

It wouldn't.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] cassowary@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

Very painfully

[–] Morti 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch 9 points 7 hours ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago

Mashing Keys

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] transientpunk 3 points 6 hours ago

I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago
[–] captain_aggravated 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 3 hours ago

I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 hours ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

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