this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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[–] GloriousGherkins@lemmy.world 139 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Believe it or not, you can say anal on the internet.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can also say anal in the bank or while doing groceries. What stops you from shouting ANAL while jogging in the park?

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yelling ANAL is not covered under our free speech laws. What if you were to cause a stampede of people who all love anal rushing towards you in a crowded park?

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Presumably the anal stampede

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I understood it within about 15 seconds, but I stayed for the whole video

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You were lucky. Back in the day this was a flash video that was looping forever.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine it was found on ebaums?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Probably too, but this one originated from https://rathergood.com and apparently the site is still a thing! Not flash of course.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 month ago

I miss the early internet with all it's bizarreness.

[–] Spookyghost 14 points 1 month ago

Being out of breath?

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 month ago

No, this is a Christian Minecraft server

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

No fudging way.

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Believe it or *knot

[–] genfood@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

I don't believe it.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 1 month ago

Americans might see a bad word.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I guess second-hand in that my dog was doing it.

[–] ryedaft 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 5 points 1 month ago
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

It's a question about the pimp's share, basically, for customers who might not be aware there is one.