Fuck you.
No wait, fuck me.
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Fuck you I'll see you tomorrow
It's the internet
Yes you can fucking swear
Goddamn
oh HI o/
I'm new here, yes, I don't like unneeded swearing, yet they are valuable to have.
Here is mine:
spoiler
Luigi
That's an honorific here, not a fucking swear. Try again.
Fucking sound off like you got a pair.
You're a good cunt, you know that?
Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.
Free Luigi!
Suck my dick!
Fuck.
I checked. He's good. Fucker.
This would be important if a mod mate this post but OP is just a rando.
There is not a single piece of profanity in this entire post, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
Excuse me parent comment called OP a r*ndo, that's like the worst swear word ever
And a merry fucking welcome to you as well!
Fucking hell yeee bitch
And sexy sex images!
Fuck.
Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?
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Hmm. We need a NSFW content format that is like spoiler text but like for NSFW stuff in a SFW thread?
Nah I don't know I dont like that either
General note for spoilers: ACTUALLY MENTION WHAT IT IS YOU ARE CONCEALING. State which season, which movie, which franchise, SOMETHING. Don't make me have to peek at the spoiler to determine whether or not it is something I have seen already, or if it is appropriate to view in my current setting.
it’s explained in book 6 and 7 of Harry Potter that Dumbledore lives a lonely life where he kills what he loves and enriches the lives of those he sees as lesser. His story is akin to Harrison Bergeron, but far less sympathetic as he was a gay nazi in the 40s
Shit
Thanks but it doesn't seem to work for images :-(
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i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.
but also, fucking... jesus christ dude 🤦♀️.
There is just a text string for the inage when I edit in Connect.
What, it's not even porn 🥲 !
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Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.
also, call out trolls and shills - lemmy doesn’t have inauthentic behavior detection mechanisms, and it’s really easy to evade bans by creating accounts on a dozen instances.
If they act like a troll, fair enough to call them a troll.
I don’t see any swearing in that message, will have to remove it.
Also: fuck
Also, you can view the moderation history for literally every comment and every user, yay transparency.
Don't forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don't use the word "Luigi" in at LEAST 10% of all comments.
Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?
You're lacking swear words though.
Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkk
He fucking got you.
Part of free speech is being allowed to self censor yourself if you like.
So fucking do it if you w***.
*aluigi.
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Lemmy.cafe is an instance that blocks the entire Tankie Triad
Don't worry about the .ml comment he made. Most people who try to use tankie as an insult can't define it anyway. Also, free Luigi. Fuck.
What you're not going to give a call out to the second best conservative community on Lemmy?
Where’s your fucking swear word?
When you swear you make baby jesus cry.
Not in this fucking post.
Ok then.
Nipple.
Happy now?
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
Shit.
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