this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
818 points (92.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

29107 readers
3601 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 minutes ago

No need to go overseas, almost all countries with birthright citizenship are in the Americas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

nobody likes immigrants, and that includes other countries

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

The better term might be "abroad", rather than "overseas". Because Jus Soli is a concept that exists mostly in the Americas. So you'd better not cross over the Atlantic or Pacific sea for this plan.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 22 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

That isn’t the plan you think it is. The US is an outlier in terms of granting birthright citizenship. Most countries - and particularly, most developed countries - do not do this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Canada, Mexico and a lot of South America countries do this.

[–] gravitas_deficiency -1 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

And if you believe any of them are safe territory when it comes to what our batshit government might do, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn looking for a buyer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

I hope Canada is safe, becauseI live there.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente -2 points 1 hour ago

Obviously all of those are also Nazi countries

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

We don't recognize birthright citizenship. You'll have to fill in the paperwork like everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Americans posting memes against American Imperialism, while simultaneously having an American-Centric worldview about the world in regards to citizenship.

Ironic.

(No offense to OP 😉)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

It's a good era in which to not have children. Expect a lot of forsaken children.

Also expect some coerced birthing programs such as the Leibensborn program (which was also an excuse to recruit young women as sex slaves for the Schutzstaffel ) and the offspring were supported by the state and raised by the single mothers.

This is the program that inspired the Handmaid program in Margaret Atwood's Gilead, in A Handmaid's Tale

And J. D. Vance is super thirsty for it, as is countless other Freedom caucus and MAGA Republican officials.

ETA That said, it might be a good time to get sterilized and commit to not having kids. (That doesn't mean you won't have chances to parent)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 38 minutes ago

Counterpoint:if all leftists don't have kids, then conservatives will end up as the entire next generation. Not to like say, definitely have kids, but anti kid propaganda only hurts us

[–] [email protected] 73 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Uh, very few countries have birthright only citizenship.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

Here's the list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli#Unrestricted_jus_soli

If I'm counting correctly, 34 countries with unrestricted birthright citizenship, and 40 with restricted.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 19 hours ago

Well your kid won't get citizenship, but you'll be able to afford to birth them.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Is birth citizenship that common? Won't work here in Germany for example...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Literally zero European countries do it. It seems to be in the Americas only, and Chad and Tanzania. The concept that this is some human right apparently only applies to he US.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that's because we had a whole thing of people claiming that people born enslaved weren't citizens or eligible to vote

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

I'm curious what the difference between how America went about giving slaves citizenship versus countries in Europe. There's the obvious difference of birthright that's an issue today, just curious why America ended up here and Europe did not.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 91 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't work in most countries. Being stateless isn't very fun.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

US citizenship comes from the mother, if born abroad. The baby would automatically be a US citizen, possibly have dual citizenship.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Most countries don't have birthright citizenship.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

Yes, I’m just saying that the baby of a US woman would not be a stateless person if born in a country that doesn’t have it.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

This only works if you go to the green countries:

Edit: Source

[–] merc 29 points 19 hours ago

It's pretty telling about how much Americans know about other countries that the assumption is that Jus Soli is the norm.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 22 hours ago (13 children)

What if I go to the gray countries? Do I despawn?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 22 hours ago

You can't go there until the next expansion.

[–] WoodScientist 22 points 21 hours ago

They have deathright citizenship. You automatically become a citizen if you die in their territory.

load more comments (11 replies)
[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

What a chad move

load more comments (17 replies)
[–] ryedaft 100 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Haha, that's not how it works outside the US.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

Also airlines won't let a pregnant woman travel at that point

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Hah! Good luck finding one

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›