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Say what your want about the guy, but he's damn consistent.
This one is quintessential for a funny tech community.
'You won't believe what happens in the year 2026.'
Puts on buffets age
Pshh. Looks overvalued. I would buy puts. It has to have a correction eventually.
I think it'll level off eventually, but I don't know about a "correction"
Line must go up
Everything this guy does goes to the moon I tell you!
Line go up
Though in this case, it'll probably eventually go flat, assuming age gain stops at death.
Put all your moneys into becoming Warren Buffett's heir.
How could I profit from his death? Just asking so I know to do the short position of whatever that is since he clearly will never die. I wonder if he’s like Dorian Grey except he dies if he goes red for 12 quarters or something like that?
no fucking way
That sure is some consistent growth
Jesus. Save some for the rest of us bro
Large if factual
Berkshire has been very public about his succession plan, and hyping his successor's competence. Investors have long been concerned about what will happen when he inevitably dies.
Invest in red dildoes
A dead pool?