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The rapper formerly known as Kanye West directed viewers to his website, where the homepage was selling a T-shirt with a swastika on the front.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At least he is isn't hiding it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is how low the bar is in 2025

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

What a timeline to live in...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Adding "Ye" to my list of blocked words

[–] can 7 points 4 hours ago

Ye of little faith

[–] DannyBoy 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I want to but I think the Thunder filter feature is a bit aggressive. I blocked the word "US" but I realized a long while later that it was also blocking all links to my instance sh.itjust.works. I'm afraid I'll lose all titles with "yesterday" or "yes".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I’m working on my own lemmy app. It would be cool to have settings for your filters like containers, starts with, ends with, word, part of word. But I also need to strike a balance between average users and power users. Maybe an advanced filter setting would be cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can't you filter " Ye " or something like that?

[–] DannyBoy 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I would assume that the filters are case insensitive and filter whitespace but I don't know for sure. I should test some stuff out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

"contains" filters are so fickle. They are the filters you want to use the most but they are very unreliable

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Far be it from me to know of someone, anyone, even a celebrity, by using a reverse initialism or, worst, and I don't say this lightly, an apheresis.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

If you see someone wearing that shirt, it is only right to deck them in the temple

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

This stick? I carry it for walking.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

He knows he's black, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

And mentally ill

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

This must be proof that equality has been reached. Now he can be a rich bigot too! Welcome!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago

He's "one of the good ones" and rich so he's all good.

That's always worked out in the past.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

He sounds dumber every time he tries to become relevant again. Does Kim have sile custody? Because I would go after it now.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

it's a shame he died after the show aired.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Enjoying his Swastee in his Swasticar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

o/`

Yep in my Swastee, yup in my Swastee

I slang in my Swastee, I bang in my Swastee

All in the club spittin game in my Swastee

Whoever that you might see, I know they got a Swastee

Homeboy, brother, sister, mother, daddy or your wifey

Kan Ye's be the name of my Swastee

Hispanic, nazi, niggas even yangs wearing Swastee

Hit the club deep and we all got a Swastee

A throwback, no gat, hell naw that don't excite me

You don't need no throwback cause you will be set on your Swastee

You can get a circle or a v neck on your Swastee

o/`

[–] BigDanishGuy 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sad to see that the dude's in this state. He clearly needs psychiatric care, not a platform from which to yell his absurdities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

His account was closed

[–] [email protected] 60 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Does this mean whatever payment processing center is used for his site is also pro, whatever this is?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It's shopify, which requires an account to report. So if anyone has a shopify account, please do the needful. Can probably be considered a threat of violence or terrorist organization, or both.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I have an account.

When I tried to report it as terrorist organization, the form gets stuck in a redirect loop. It's broken.

Threat of violence worked but I needed to provide my full name, phone number and address which felt pretty shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

And yet I bet if you tried to set up a storefront with a certain sibling of Mario, you’d get shut down instantly.

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[–] [email protected] 206 points 19 hours ago (13 children)

I couldn't have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago. WTF is happening? Maybe CERN did break the universe with the LHC

[–] index 3 points 8 hours ago

I couldn’t have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago.

You must have been really optimistic to expect something different out of these morons, to me it's more surprising they managed to keep quiet until now

[–] [email protected] 91 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Harambee was our anchor being. Everything's been fraying at the edges since that day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago

We had a second chance with Peanut the Squirrel. We fucked it up again.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 19 hours ago

The world really ended in 2012. We're living through the blooper reel.

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[–] Yerbouti 30 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh stop it you stupid leftys. Maybe he just like the design of it. Maybe he's autistic. Anyway no need to start calling everyone nazis.

 /s   **** it's a joke**** please everyone be aware that I'm joking** Sorry but I need this to be crystal clear, it's a long story. 
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

This feels like something a hexbear user would say in a serious way. (Replace lefties with liberals)

[–] [email protected] 80 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

What's insane is that FOX allowed this commercial to air in the first place. I'm sure someone at FOX will say "We had no idea he would put this on his site", which we'll all know is bullshit because they scrutinize the fuck out of every Super Bowl ad before it gets to air. There is a 0% chance that nobody knew about this beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

The commercial itself didn’t feature the shirt or any nazi imagery. It was a 30 second clip of Kanye in a dentists chair telling you to visit his website. It only aired in LA.

I don’t understand this timeline.

https://youtu.be/4eR--0vYHGc

[–] [email protected] 63 points 18 hours ago

At least the next Superbowl halftime show is going to be interesting:

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

This dude is off the fucking rails, batshit insane.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

ADL easily calls out this symbol as one “adopted by Hitler as the primary emblem of the Nazis,” but can’t say the same about an extremely recognizable salute also adopted by Hitler as a primary symbol of the Nazis.

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[–] DemandtheOxfordComma 12 points 14 hours ago

And I was wrong about who was the dumbest person on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago

And suddenly Chappelle's blind black man KKK member is truth.

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