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Ye's website is selling swastika shirts after boosting its profile with Super Bowl ad (www.nbcnews.com)
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The rapper formerly known as Kanye West directed viewers to his website, where the homepage was selling a T-shirt with a swastika on the front.

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 11 hours ago (8 children)

I couldn't have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago. WTF is happening? Maybe CERN did break the universe with the LHC

[–] index 2 points 53 minutes ago

I couldn’t have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago.

You must have been really optimistic to expect something different out of these morons, to me it's more surprising they managed to keep quiet until now

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Harambee was our anchor being. Everything's been fraying at the edges since that day.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

We had a second chance with Peanut the Squirrel. We fucked it up again.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 hours ago

The world really ended in 2012. We're living through the blooper reel.

[–] Lucidlethargy 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No, this is just a Nazi who has always been shitty. If you were fooled by him at any point, then now is the time to question your judgment. If not, then good for you. But you're still not infallible... None of us are.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

ew a bitcoin evangelist site

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Someone needs to stop using the What If machine!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

We'd use the universal translator instead, but it just spouts crazy gibberish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

"I'm gonna ask it the dumbest thing I can think of: What if Donald Trump became president?"

"Oh yeah? I'm gonna ask it what if Donald Trump lost re-election, then got re-elected?"

machine explodes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Almost the plot to Cloverfield paradox