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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured

[–] Grass 12 points 2 days ago

that would kill you anyway...

[–] Mouselemming 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.

[–] Mouselemming 8 points 1 day ago

I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

#1 douchebag for that particular job site

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Texan oil pumping

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I hear the cartels are big on OSHA

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Adam Savage

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Super Bowl Commercial.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Professional Bull-rider?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s going on my next resume

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

[Walking away, kicking rocks]

"I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Annie, are you okay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Paintball cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't need the job. I need the hat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

If you wear it, they will come.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: He spared much expense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Construction cowboy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The man from Delmonte says this building has to go

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Crane operator.

They never get dirty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

a one man village people band

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The foreman, of course

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

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