Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2025
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It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe
Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.
They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured
that would kill you anyway...
Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?
That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.
I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.
Adam Savage
White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.
#1 douchebag for that particular job site
Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.
Yee-haw'n
That’s going on my next resume
[Walking away, kicking rocks]
"I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"
Texan oil pumping
Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.
I'll take 10, then.
Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.
Super Bowl Commercial.
To be a smooth criminal
Annie, are you okay?
I don't need the job. I need the hat.
If you wear it, they will come.
Dude... ANY job.
This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.
Professional Bull-rider?
Paintball cosplay.
The man from Delmonte says this building has to go
Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.
Construction cowboy
australian
Yes.
Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
a one man village people band
Crane operator.
They never get dirty.
The foreman, of course
Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.
Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.
That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!
"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"