I could live with that.
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Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us
Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
What's your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.
Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
Yo, real talk,
Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I'm down.
What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.
Let's talk
Passports exist
That's what free trade is for.
I think we should give Mexico more of the midwest and Canada more of the shores.
Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Be Canadian. Say Please.
Sorry!
Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!
Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
It won't just be Alberta which is the problem.
I'll agree to this.
I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don't speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.
Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?
I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I'll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.
I live in Imperial Beach
I'm not Canadian yet. Where's that?
Next to Tijuana, in California.
No wonder your French is so bad
JK I got the koth reference
Now watch Shoresy and translate some of that. It's not High French, let's say!
I learned my French from Justin Wilson, I gua-ron-tee!
How about all of it just Canada?
If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don't want Florida.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
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Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
God, please let this happen
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