this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Nothing wrong with being a furry <3

(posting this comment just to make sure everyone here agrees)

[–] festnt 9 points 4 hours ago

anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn't his

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

That movie was actually really good, and the wolf villain was very well done IMO. But yeah that's awkward lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Little bro has a fantastic IT career ahead of him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

Or alternatively Air Force, if he’s not the computer guy

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

20% chance little bro grows up into a trans catgirl.

[–] ZombiFrancis 29 points 8 hours ago

With a fantastic IT career.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different 🥵

[–] Ummdustry 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] southsamurai 14 points 10 hours ago

Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age

[–] anindefinitearticle 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Puss and boots came out in 2011

Post was made in 2023.

Could be a recollected "little brother".

12 is about the age that I was when all of my male peers/neighbors became super into porn.

I had multiple friend groups turn into "sharing and talking about porn when we'd hang out" which was my introduction to it.

I didn't like porn with real people or the attitudes presented, and was concerned about infected video players, so I kind of bailed on those groups and stuck to text and drawings which was often easier to verify its safety.

It's also the age that all the cis girls started getting into anime and hentai and onto 4chan, which was more the direction that I usually found myself ancillary but never welcome. Envious and on the outside looking in, until ponies came around and opened the door.

[–] boletus 13 points 6 hours ago

The one with the wolf came out in 2022

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hahaha! "I just happened to see your search history

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

“I happened to see your search history after clicking the menu and then history and then view history and then export to pdf and then sent it to my personal device and then reviewed it for hours on accident hehe”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Poor anon. Now he has to live with the knowledge that his past history has led his little brother to the same tree with the same fruit he ate. That delicious, delicious fruit.