Little bro has a fantastic IT career ahead of him.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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20% chance little bro grows up into a trans catgirl.
With a fantastic IT career.
Or alternatively Air Force, if he’s not the computer guy
Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different 🥵
#12
Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age
Puss and boots came out in 2011
Post was made in 2023.
Could be a recollected "little brother".
12 is about the age that I was when all of my male peers/neighbors became super into porn.
I had multiple friend groups turn into "sharing and talking about porn when we'd hang out" which was my introduction to it.
I didn't like porn with real people or the attitudes presented, and was concerned about infected video players, so I kind of bailed on those groups and stuck to text and drawings which was often easier to verify its safety.
It's also the age that all the cis girls started getting into anime and hentai and onto 4chan, which was more the direction that I usually found myself ancillary but never welcome. Envious and on the outside looking in, until ponies came around and opened the door.
The one with the wolf came out in 2022
The sketchiness of normal porn sites and the slapdash efforts to keep kids out has primarily served to give anyone with unsupervised internet access some fucking weird fetishes.
Imagination and creative writing unlocks many more possibilities than can be performed on a stage for a camera.
And the best part is: it's clean and consequence free!
** Consequence warranty does not include self-reflection during moment of clarity.
Which is always good to practice. The more we reflect and think through our actions, the better we get at it. It's better to push boundaries with simulated environments than ones with real world consequences.
It's just words.
It builds linguistic, communicative, empathetic, and physical reasoning skills. It provides an arena to challenge and develop ideas and scenaria. It gets people talking and communicating about how they like to play before committing to make themselves more fully vulnerable.
It's just words.
If we don't get them talking to each other, they'll start acting before knowing how to communicate. If they don't have a safe way to talk with peers, they will be talking to the ai instead. Guess what the ai trained on.
It's just words, so why don't we start there?
We've gotta get people talking.
Listen. There's some things where I can explain it, if someone walked in - but I'd rather move to Tibet.
I'm listening.
Like what? I'm not sure I follow.
I’m listening.
Evidently not.
No, really, I am. That's why I'm asking you to explain.
'Please explain.'
'I'd rather drown.'
'Go on.'
You said listen, then alluded to something I didn't get, so I said please explain, and now you're just being rude.
No. I used a framing device to say there's things I super don't want to explain. You misinterpreted that to mean I'd love to explain them.
Then why did you bring it up?
It seems like you just wanted to say that you had something to share without sharing.
We all have plenty more to explain than is physically possible.
If you want to share, share! I'm listening.
It's a direct response to your insistence "it's just words," and what it means is, "I don't want to say those words."
It's one fucking sentence, dude. It's not even a garden-path sentence. It goes 'I could, but I don't wanna.' You can stop hassling me as if I've reneged on a promise to do a thing, when the entire premise was, I do not want to do that thing.
No one is forcing you to say anything.
But I'm happy to listen.
What could you do that you don't wanna?
Clarifying boundaries is important.
What does anything that I was talking about have to do with making people do what they don't want to?
That's the magic thing about words: you have the freedom to say what you want and not say what you don't want. What you say is entirely up to you!
The more you practice, the better you'll be.
I'm always here to listen.
Chatbot.
They learned from the best.
That movie was actually really good, and the wolf villain was very well done IMO. But yeah that's awkward lol
It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.
Hahaha! "I just happened to see your search history
“I happened to see your search history after clicking the menu and then history and then view history and then export to pdf and then sent it to my personal device and then reviewed it for hours on accident hehe”
Select your address bar and type Portugal.
anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn't his
Poor anon. Now he has to live with the knowledge that his past history has led his little brother to the same tree with the same fruit he ate. That delicious, delicious fruit.
Honestly, if you grew up with the internet from it's birth, you know there's a LOT weirder out there. It all just bounces off now that I have all this mental scar tissue built up. Death and guro tame af these days.
aww man i really hoped that would turn into how wholesome the movie actually was (i watched it and it was surprisingly good i would say)
I get link invalid
Your link works fine for me
Works fine for me too now.
scratches head
time to clear search history and leave a note :)
Nothing wrong with being a furry <3
(posting this comment just to make sure everyone here agrees)
i think people disagree with the intent of the comment, more than the actual contents of the comment lmao
What is the perceived intent of the comment ?
homie is either, an autistic furry, or we are simply doing nested anon posting.
Nothing in between.
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