That's a lie. People with cold feet know, you put socks on then your feet are still cold.
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Sockless toes. Like 10 mini socks for your toes.
put on socks and open a window
Moisten your socks until you reach your desired temperature.
Get rid of the nylon and polyester based socks and get some good ole cotton or wool.
Improve your blood circulation
the only winning move is not to play
Amputate your feet
Thinner/lighter socks, I guess?
Like with a blanket in bed when you just leave one leg out. You have to cut a hole in the end so you can leave a toe hanging out of your socks
wait... you're not just supposed to wear those in "naturally"?
exactly, if it doesn't have a hole for the big toe it means you didn't wear them more than 4 times
Put on half a sock
Just one?
Unironically, roll them down just over the heel