this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's a lie. People with cold feet know, you put socks on then your feet are still cold.

[–] Trollception 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Sockless toes. Like 10 mini socks for your toes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

put on socks and open a window

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Moisten your socks until you reach your desired temperature.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 hours ago

Get rid of the nylon and polyester based socks and get some good ole cotton or wool.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Improve your blood circulation

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

the only winning move is not to play

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago

Amputate your feet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago

Thinner/lighter socks, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Like with a blanket in bed when you just leave one leg out. You have to cut a hole in the end so you can leave a toe hanging out of your socks

[–] licheas 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

wait... you're not just supposed to wear those in "naturally"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

exactly, if it doesn't have a hole for the big toe it means you didn't wear them more than 4 times

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 11 hours ago

Unironically, roll them down just over the heel