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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks Jaden

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.

[–] agamemnonymous 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

With a little modification

[–] earphone843 1 points 2 weeks ago

They already have a flared base

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm printing the intruder though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Big bada boom

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

[–] brown567 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] dream_weasel 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's not a distance weapon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

[–] brown567 3 points 2 weeks ago

That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a poop machine 💩

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You have projectile shits too?!